h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah im definately interested in being head barmain, as long as its ok with tarton I'll head all my friends over there asap

well just drop totty a line click here A1160812 then click her name thats on the left of the page and leave her a post requesting the job as head barmaid im sure she will give you the job
just say demon sent you over n its cool with me

Ok then,i'll drop round later on

make sure you do. will be good to have you on board im sure you will enjoy working with us, me n totty are easy going

Ive just popped round there now, and supplied you all with drinks to last at least an hour

oh thanx very much theres no need the jobs already yours best n get stuck in to them then before totty gets back i know she shouldnt drink n drive

Yay, thanks!

no problem im sure that you will be happy working at the travellers rest for many years to come. im hoping that some one as sweet as you can bring in the custom

awwww. Well I can try my best. I have some good friends on h2g2 that would surely come for a drink at the travellers rest . I hope there is no law of a minimun age on how old barmaids can be, as im 1 and a half years below the legal drinking age lol

hey here on h2g2 age is of no concern we are hear to have fun no matter how old you are as long as you have imagination then the travellers rest is a good place to chat
well i aint had much luck making freinds on here i started off in the ol tea shoppe and got abused almost every post but never minde

Hi hun

When did you change your name?
I havent heard from you for awhile, where have you been hiding?
What have you been doing since the last time we spoke?
How have you been lately?
Hey these questions are nosey, see what i mean cos that one was nosey lol
I hope you get back to me, cos i havent heard from you for ages.
xx*NATS*xx

Anarane, ACE
so wher you been hiding then? thought you was gonna start work here?

hello ivjust been reading thethread on my page and u sentmessageto me lastweek sorry 4replyin l8 as ivnotbeen on 4a while i hope u are goodand well and when u reply this time i will reply lol spk soon and take care

Hiya Dave, hows ya doin babe? I`m fine had my m8 down at the weekend, n oops, way too much Spent yesterday Anyway, just thought i`d drop ya a wee note to say hiya

t/c n spk to ya soon,

Lorna xxx

LEAVE YOUR MESSAGE HERE
nats is not singel just look at her old space i should know m8 iam here other half.

HI I HOPE UE U DON,T MIND ME SENDING YOU A MESSAGE BUT I,M FAIRLY NEW TO THIS I,M 30YRS OLD FEMALE FROM HALIFAX IF U WANT TO CHAT I,M CALLED SARAH

LEAVE YOUR MESSAGE HERE
hiya hun howz u?
i am not well do i get the sympathy vote ahh well can't win them all
well hope to chat real soon, anything u wanna know just ask and i will endevour to answer them

xx

Hiya
Tahnk you for your message.
I just post my message here
If you don't care I'm VERY older than you and my horrible English, then we can chat

Taamyu

HEY BABES IM A GOOD LIL GEORDIE SO ILL DO AS IM TOLD AND LEAVE YOU A MSG HE HE MWAH BABES U MAKE ME LAUGH SO MUCH PROB CUZ UR AS CRAZY AS ME, GLAD WE'M M8 N ALWAYS WILL BE MWAH XXX XXX XXX XXX XXX XXX

AAWW THANX 4 THE MESSAGE

mmwwaahhh

DAVE