h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hiya Jerk,

its been AGES since i heard from you, hope all is well with you and yours
i expect your crow was a female and it was pacing up and down wondering what the hell took you so long
had a starling once that crash landed on my bay and got concussion, would of left it alone only it was staggering around like it was punch drunk and i thought the cats would have him
i havent been around here too much myself lately but still checking in
come by and say hi sometime, i would stop but this looks like a private party (sorry to Tanzen if im interrupting lol)
be good and take care