h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

With all the simulposts from 2legs lets see how he inadverntanly answers this question.


What did the mighty rolf harris say upon reaching summit of mount everest with Twiggy and Totomoto?

Does that leave about 40 posts? can I go make dinner now?

I am the king of the pants!

And what did Twiggy say in reply (after counting 50 posts on the climb up)?

I am the great king of the pants!

I am styill the great king of the pants!

I am pants!

The badgers are nibbling me!

And what did Totomoto say, considering he didn't want to be dinner?

There is somebody at the door

Badger rock baby

industrial badger pants production Co

Rolf Harris was surprised to find a door on Mt. Everest. What did the person at the door say when Rolf opened it?

Blow the bluddy badgers off!

I am the Real Slim Shadey and this is my badger, and these are my pants, fall onto your knees and marvel the icing on this cream cake in my left ear, it is a cake and it is for badgers to know where there is a river of pants

Medical supplies are in the left hand cupboard, the right hand cupboard contains the uranium.

Why does it always badger on me

Badgers are reminded not to pee in the shallow end, no diving, no heavy petting, no tea cakes before pants arrive

I don't wish to blow a badger, thank you very much!

RF

Come fly with me