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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Jan 5, 2004
*bites penny*
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Jan 5, 2004
*picks up broken teeth from floor*
Yes, here have some.
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Jan 5, 2004
*holds up photograph of Laurence Olivier in Marathon Man*
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Baconlefeets Posted Jan 5, 2004
but i havn't seen that film 
would you like some cheese
?
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Jan 5, 2004
Where are the holes? Or is this not Swiss?
BTW - Larry O was a particularly unpleasant dentist who drills into Dustin Hoffmans choppers without anaesthetic and then offers to put oil of cloves in to reduce the pain. He was trying to get information out of him.
I'm not sure why my own dentist does it though - I don't think I have any secrets he needs to know about.
Sucks
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 5, 2004
*wanders back in looking confused*
Excuse me, is the Third Test in here please?
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Jan 6, 2004
Test 1: Can you touch your left ear with your right hand going directly over the top of your head?
Test 2: Is the waistband of your trousers greater than your inside leg measurement?
Test 3:
Test 3:
Test 3:... Hmmm. It was here a minute ago!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 6, 2004
It ran away!
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Jan 6, 2004
Did you see which way it went?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 6, 2004
Nope
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Jan 6, 2004
OK we need to rectify this. I need people to put their ideas for the third test.
Any thoughts?
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Baconlefeets Posted Jan 6, 2004
over a line of giraffes, fall into a lump of gangrene and save the world from evil 
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Jan 6, 2004
Great start - any other contenders with less gangrene perhaps?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jan 6, 2004
Third test: seeing how many diamonds you can eat without the aid of a safety net.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 6, 2004
Today, I have so far mainly been drinking guiness.
For a bit of variety, I will from this point on today mainly be drinking Gone Fishing, which I will be mainly drinking in the brewery that makes it at the end of the road. 
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Baconlefeets Posted Jan 6, 2004
are there many tissues down the brewery? mine seems to have gone off with the third test
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 7, 2004
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Jan 7, 2004
The diamons one could be expensive. We'd have to buy a safety net for it to be withheld from the testees.
And you know how much safety nets cost.
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