h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Merry Christmas!

I can't see it but i'm sure its lovely

It just crashed my browser.

Still, merry Christmas and this program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down to you too.

Mind you, I could do with a new PC for Christmas... *hints loudly in case is listening*

mwha ha ha ha my plot is suceeding mwha ha ha ha...

What can you smell?

nothing....it just sounds like something ....

I'd seen it before, but thanks anyway.

I've seen most of my Christmas cards before but it doesn't stop me from putting them up. Thanks FB. I'll add it to the total...
*Silence while Vestboy takes of shoes and socks to assist counting*
That makes... carry one, remove the number you first thought of, left over right... er, 2! Is that a record?

where did the rest of your toes go to?

Aaaaah! The sock monster! I thought it was only a rumour. Quick - pass me the plastic bags.

quick beforee you lost the other two HELPPPPP Ineed somebody, help, not just anybody, help, you know i need someone....

What's going on? What's all this singing? We'll have no trouble here.

We're not?

I'm claiming the points for office opera.
Clamps two plastic bags over remaining toes and shoves feet into defrosted frozen chickens.

Thats the way to do it Vesty! Sockmonsters beware! he's mad and he's fried!

But remember, when you come in from the snow, don't warm yourself by the fire as you'll make the cat sick with overeating and your body temp will go up too quick