h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Dogs just attempt to rescue you from alligators and then run away. Dawgs would surely build a large fence all around the park and call animal control.

Oh, ok, please excuse my ignorance - the nuances of your wonderful language tend to escape me

I dreamt a giant duck-man was dragging me out of bed to eat me last week

Wasn't Hoaward, was it?

http://www.cinematical.com/images/2005/11/howardtheduck.jpg

couldve been

That Ki Ora thingy sure did look like something by R. Crumb. If he didn't do it someone ripped him off. Those crows even looked like they were "truckin'".

I've been discovering a lot of Crumb's stuff lately. I just picked up his Coffee Table Art Book from a used bookstore recently. I just can't imagine him doing something that commercial. He was compleatly sick of animation after what happened with Fritz the Cat in the early 70's. And he was never a fan of commercialisation.

Very odd advert that is.

I haven't had any long rambling dreams since that last one.

Had one where a friend and me were walking down the street singing Stayin' Alive, then the next day found us walking through a shop singing along to More Than a Woman.

Had an insect dream too.

Last night I had one where I had a huge gash on my forehead that nobody noticed. The stitches fell out and the plaster wouldn't stick properly.

Aha! Ze gash in ze forehead vere ze shtitches fall out unt ze plashter von't shtick dream, eh? Ferry interesting!

Lie down on zis couch made of toffee apples und tell me more.

Und remember: zometimes a banana iz just a banana.

Ferry true!

Oi! Stop licking the toffee apples! Footbacon has to lie on them!

Can't I stay laid on this sandwich bed?

Why? Have you been laid on it?

B

I was going to post the groan smiley, but thought better of it.

It was a perfectly reasonable enquiry.

B

I'd prefer you on the toffee apples, if you don't mind.

Can I just eat them instead?

I couldn't afford that many toffee apples so some of them are brown snooker balls with a stick cellotaped on.

I may need to go to the dentist.

There may be a cue!

Don't do it Footy... REBEL! Without a cue!