h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi FB,,,,it is I,BIRIYANI-meiserehows life treatin ya ?,,,Im just enjoyin a few days off,so wont be trundling past yer office till tomorrow...

Hi! I've been ok, hayfevers starting though so I'm a bit sneezy, mind that snot by the door
How are you anyway?

Hi again,soz for delay Im off work a few days off,so just been chillin doing nowt !!!,,,,,I notice you got yer pic on the h2g2 gallery,you seem to be shocked about summat on the pic....erm,My pics somewhere around 15 or 17 section(I think ???)

PS,,,,,Just bumped my bloomin elbows after slippin on the snot,,,,have ya got any sleeves to wipe it on ??

You not doing anything with your time off then? Just chillin? I'll have a look at your pic when I get back home. I was pissed in that picie - I'd just got back from pub and thought "I know what I'll do, attempt to set fire to kitchen while makin a cheese toastie and then I'll put my photo on internet for the whole world to see"

Not done a lot,,,a few bits of washin n later teatime sih just been goin fishin....back at work tho tomorrow for 2 days then another 3 off....am off to Wales again for the 2nd time this month,this time tho its North wales,last time was cardiff watchin the owls

gtg now,gotta pick her majesty up from work or she'll get angry wiv me,,,,spk laters yeah..xx

Where are you? Can't find you in the gallery...Are you driving your bus in the pic?

Pic is titled meisere,I got a blue t-shirt on,Im not drivin my bus,,,its about in section 15 or 17 I think ??,I know its not to far from the end,maybe a few pages ???

The date is aorund 26th nov 04 which it was put on the file,,,,,

Hi,,,on page 14

did u see the pic worth millions then ???

Found it yeah!

Caption competition: "I caught one big!"

that pic is a few years old,but i aint changed much,,,oh,n I was a bit wazzled,I think I was suppin to much glasses of bacardi n shots of coke !!!!....erm,,,in Salou

It looks like you're in a pub

It was a pub/bar,,,,,,a pal of mine says I look like im tryin to dance,,,,,,,actually tho Im sat on a chair !!

Hiya,,,,erm,,,wot ya think of the G8 meeting thingy in Sheff ?

Sorry, didn't see this earlier.

Yesterday, I didn't see anything. I mean, we got emails about road closures etc, but I didn't see anything unusual happening.

Then today I walked up into town and saw loads of coppers hanging around, one who was having his photo taken with some random bloke, who'd nicked his helment for the photo

I've kept checking to see whether my bus has been diverted, but no, I've been lucky so far I got to leave w**k early yesterday because of it though, so thank god for world poverty, means I can knock off early

Has it affected you at all?

It only affected me cos of the damn road closures,,,,oh,n the bloody hippies causing mayhem in fargate/high street/west street etc,,,,,peace lovers ????????????????????????,,,erm,,,,,,I doubt it,about time most of em got a bloody job !!!!!!!,,,,soz if it sounds a bit strong but arnt we all entitled to comment ??,,,,to me they r just 2 faced prats,,,,


anyhow,,,,,by this time on a friday night/saturday mornin yer still clubbin away....

I didn't see the hippies

But I always see plenty of dolescum at the jobcentre opposite us