h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i'm free next wednesday
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

What time ? hahahahahahhaha xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

allday and all night love
come and get me.? ha ha ha ha
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

You don't scare me you know ?xxxxxxxxxxxxx

i really hope not
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

You REALLY do not Graham xxxxxxxxxxxxxx Sadly,I should have been gone about 3 hours ago hahahahaha (See what a bad influence you are on me ?GOOD ) hahahahahhaha I'll mail you later,thankyou for yet another fun night Graham xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Safe journey home,sleep well xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Catch you later xxxxxxxxxxxx Goodnight/morning x

ditto. with bell on
take care love graham.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

You too Graham,see you soon xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I'm gone whoooooooooooooooooooshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

byeeeeeeeeeeeee
xxxxx

I spy with my little eye something beginning with ...............S ................And it's on the ceiling xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

spider ?

YES !!!! Well don't just stand there ......get it ,remove it,kill it if you have to,it's HUGE !!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

don't worry i will put it
out of the window .
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Today would be good Graham .......it's moving >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So am I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

past that glass .got it
here it go's out of the window
that's it it's gone.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

MY HERO xxxxxxxxxxxx Fancy a coffee ?

my turn would you like
a chocolate muffin.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Double chocolate chip ?xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

that's the one.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,yes please,would like to share it with me ? xxxxxxxxxxxxxx