h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello You hows it going?

Well i know some nosey parker wont like it but who cares not me

helloooooooooo angeeeelllllll!!!!!
long time no chat im doing good and yourself??

Dont lie its not been that long

ooo my neighbours are at it again

tut tut they humping ohhhh u mean arguing??

well its been to long wheres my oh dont lie, uv missed snogs from totty admit it

I think they have all forgot how to do that if one lot aint argueing its the other.
Ouch my

nope not missed you snoggin me told ya before dont kiss women you can have a instead

Dont reply to fast i have other posts to catch up on you know

ok ill accept ur

your in such demand mrs angel type faster!!! lol

Wouldnt say that its the blinking system to blinking slow

Its the season to be JOLLY tra la la lala

Feel betetr now got that of my chest

ur still a mad woman then

my system was really playing up other day..my screen kept going blank n freezing

Me MAd NNOOOO Its just a rumour

I tried to do some emails earlier i couldnt was just freezing on me system.


We wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas BLAH BLAH BLAH

Oh and as it is christmas as a one and only offer



Not gonn ablinking snog ya that was on the cheek

u on drugs u mad woman??
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh a kiss a kiss mmwwwaaaahhhhhh

jungle bells jingles bells jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to ride with santa all the way ooohhhh jingle bells woooops wrong words

The only drugs i take are all prescribed so


Its Christmas time and
Children singing what ever what ever what ever


WWWWWOOOOOOO i dont want to loose my reputation for being mad but ing out loud keep ya ing for some other defensless beingHAHAHHAHAH

Oh and just in case you forgot


Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

So have you been a good girl this year??

NO you dont know how to be

i have been good so im always good!!!
christ ur on a high tonight

oh xmastree oh xmas tree blah blah la la la la la

not long now is it???

I aint that high im only one story up HAHAHAHAH


I Saw mommy kissing Santa Claus.
Cant remember it now so polarix

help someone get me a the went loooopy!!! err or should i say loopier lol

christmas is coming the goose is getting fat ladeedadeela

Please put a penny in the old mans hat


OOO shut it will ya i escaped for ccccccchhhhhhhhrrrrrrriiiiiiiiisssssssssttttttttmmmmmmaaaaaasssssss ttttttiimmmmmmmmeeeeee yyiiippiiieee

oh my god uv went mad wheres that white coat went

u looking forward to the new year then??

The white coats be glad i escaped from them
New year


Whats going on new year then?
Oh yeh i have some mad company ring any bells


DO They know its CHHHHHHRIIISTTTTTMMMASSSSSSS time at all

FEEEEEDDDD THE WOOOOORLDDD!!!!!!

what bells need ringing?? the church bells?? oohhh prey tell, whats happening at new year??