h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ok, so maybe it's not that cold, but still I will feel cold because you won't be there

Its gonna suuuuuck..?!?!

I'm so bored..

I hate this place...

Got a headache. Stomache hurts. Eyes sting.

you sooo much.

I you to baby.....all the world.

I just phoned Thomas Cook about our tickets to HK and NZ, they said the tickets should get to us 10 days before we fly out, I don't feel so bad now...I was starting to stress because the hadn't turned up.

I think I am going to go to the book shop and pick up a book for NZ, like the one you got for Hong Kong, they have more info in them about what things you can do. not that I am excited or anything

Do i get the best books or what..?
I got the hong kong books in waterstones. The one by Primark not Howells...

I love you angel..

Are you feeling any better now we've spoken..?

I feel much better baby.....I am so in with you, I just get a little worried some times....silly I know.....not used to feeling like this....God what have you done to me???

yep! you do buy the best books, not bad for someone who has never ventured further than France.

Stick with me baby and I will show you the world.

You are my world.

and you are mine

So bored...

Can I go and get another job..?

you can't leave, what will I do.....You will start a new job meet someone else and I will never be a glancing thought

You're so daft..

When is it going to hit you that when i say I love you, its not just for the sake of it..

I'm so in love with you..

The same way you feel for me...

No I can't even start to put into words the way I feel about you

I don't think you could even imagine how much....god...maybe I am a borderline bunny boiler for it now...while you have the chance

Only into your arms sweetheart

"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah." - Ronald Reagan

you are the bestest boyfriend ever.....I love you soooooooo much.

where the hell do you get all these quotes from???

You know this...

I have been reading about Prague, they have a real problem with pick pockets over there, on Trams and it is the women....remind me not to carry a handbag and stick my money down my bra

Thats not really a good idea..

Not only will someone get away with all your money but they get to feel your dirty pillows aswell..??!?!?

Funny Thoughts

Where did hamsters live before we put them in cages as a pet?

Why do people say "no offense" when they're about to offend someone?

Why do they have the back pain medicine on the bottom shelf at the pharmacy?

They have a show called "Unsolved Mysteries." What other kind of mysteries are there?

Do they make coffins wider for dead fat people or is it a 1 size fits all kind of thing?

If Santa lives at the North Pole... where does the Easter bunny live?

Does Jell-o EVER go bad? There usually isn’t an expiration date on it?

When the person who writes the obituaries dies, who writes their obituary?

Why do old men have hair in their ears?

Why are buttons on guys' shirts on a different side than girls' shirts?

If bunnies don't lay eggs why is it on Easter that we hide eggs from the Easter Bunny?

Why are things typed up but written down?

How come u can kill a deer and put it on your wall but its a illegal to keep them as a pet?

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?

If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?

If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
What does OK actually mean?

what does the K in K-mart actually stand for?

Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?

Why can't you eat pancakes for dinner?

Why do donuts have holes?

Why do the numbers on a phone go one way and the numbers on the calculator go the other?

Why don't you hear thunder with heat lightning?

Is light still faster than sound when it's going through your TV, and if so, when you get a live broadcast from China or something shouldn't all the sounds come after the actions?

Do the different "M&M's"® colors taste different?

If your born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days?

If you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?

If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?

Why is it you can walk down a road, even if it goes uphill?

Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?

Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

Why is the abbreviation for pound lb. when l or b isn't in the word pound?

Bumper Stickers

ANGER IS MERELY DEPRESSION WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM!

WHEN GOD MADE MAN, SHE WAS ONLY JOKING.

HELP, I AM LOST AND CANNOT FIND MY BEER!

I DON'T DRINK IT DULLS THE DRUGS.

If you can read this I can deploy your air bag!!!

God must love stupid people...he made so many!

Don't start with me you won't win!

It's a wonderful life.... With me.

Careful, I’m not wearing clean underwear!

Mirrors can’t talk. And lucky 4 u they don’t laugh.

Judge me all u want. Just keep the verdict to yourself!

I wish I could kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime!

Spare the fenders, save the trees, give the sober friend the keys.

Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!

Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free.

This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.

This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet..

Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!

Faster than a speeding ticket.

FOLLOW THAT CAR, GODZILLIA -- AND STEP ON IT !

This car is constipated: hasn't passed a thing all day!

Adults are just kids with money.

T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female.

You are right where you belong, behind me!

Proud mother of a delinquent child!

You are driving to close I can see your bald spot.

YES this is my truck, NO I won't help you move!.

Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

If you can read this you are too close..

High beams were made to piss people off!

If your stupid and you know it honk your horn.

I hate bumper stickers!

There are two kinds of drivers; those who make dust & those who eat it..

On the other hand...you have different fingers!
Keep honking, I am reloading!.

Never eat more than you can lift.

Your lucky number is 32345543423225. Watch for it everywhere.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
Look out! Behind you!

A nuclear war can ruin your whole day .