h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Er....annonymous at the age of seven

BTEC ND Performing Arts AS Law

The moment when I looked the worst had to be after my op when I was sweaty and swearing and exhausted and my face was red from crying and my throat was raw from shouting and my leg had a huge needle in it

No - still a virgin

Bright turquoise

Ryan Woods when I was 7. He hand drew a card and put chocolates in my school desk and then denied it even though he'd signed his name.

No ASlevels. Expelled before could do them.

I was out with RAF cadets doing a recruits weekend and I had these 4 really annoying recruits and my wrist joints completely gave way and I had to come back. I was covered in mud and cow poo, stank, had tear streaks down my face, was boiling hot, and Nick STILL thought I looked lovely.

Well I dont know if this counts but once my parents went out for the evening and Nick and I stayed in and got very very drunk. When my parents came home they could hear us and my mam walked around going "LALALA TALK VERY VERY LOUDLY". When I found out the next morning i was mortified.

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1. What do you want to do for a living

2. Scariest moment

3. One thing you would change about yourself

4. One thing you would change about your past

5. Who are your closest friends on hootoo

I want to...erm...I...oh lord I can't think about this one. I used to want to be a geography teacher though.

Scariest moment was when...hmm actually...okay when I went to see The Ring I woke up in the middle of the night afterwards and got scared of the TV, then got scared of the room because I thought the girl had already crawled out the TV and was waiting for me, then I got scared of my friend in case she rolled over and looked like the victims. That was scary. and when I got expelled was scary, although it was a bit of a blur to be honest.

My depression and my joints

Would never have gone out with Sarah who treated me awfully.

Closest friends (fiends? ) are Joe C and katkodl

I want to be a stunt woman.... falling out of windows is my style

Scariest moments was in my op, I'll never forget that as long as I live

Change about myself, my figure and paranoia

Change about my past; I would never have gone out with Mark *shudder*

Closest friends on hootoo.....
Lil old me
Flamestrike
Khamsin
Rob
Thranduilion