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Posted Jul 12, 2003
knock knock.
whos there?
plum.
plum who?
knock knock.
whos there?
plum.
plum who?
knock knock.
whos there?
plum.
plum who?
knock knock.
whos there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad i didn't say plum!!
whats yellow, has 4 wheels and is eaten by monkeys?
banannas... i lied about the wheels!
sorry i know theyre sad but wot the heck! 
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heres sum jokes 4 yaz all. i like the 2nd one the best!
Posted Jul 11, 2003
a man walked into a bar... he said OW!
this woman was at her workplace when one of her male work partners kept going up to her and saying that her hair smells nice. this carried on throughout the week and the woman decided to do something about it as she was feeling as tho she was being harrassed. anyway she told her boss, "my work partner keeps telling me tht my hair smells nice, this is harrassment"
the boss asks, " well isnt that just a nice compliment?"
the woman then replies " NO GOD DAMMIT HES A DWARF!"
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Latest reply: Jul 11, 2003
hey yo! i'm grounded :( lol
Posted Jul 11, 2003
hey yo. its not fair. ive been grounded. i spose u wanna know why im grounded then... anyway, me and my sister lauren were fighting as usual and in the end she ended up 
with a brush in her face. there was blood starting to drip on the carpet and i thort. omg my carpet! Lauren had to go to hospital to check out the hole in her head because it was close to her eye. (by the way, the hole was small but that didnt stop her crying) i felt really bad and i sed sorry to her wen she came bak. anyway i only retaliated... by the way thats a long word for me, im blonde! just messin! as a was sayin. i didnt start the fight but i had to fight back. i wasnt gonna just stand there and in any case she only got wrestled to the ground, got kicked a few times and had a brush chucked at her. i got bitten on my elbow and on my knee. (i dunno why she chose to bite them places for!) lol and i got kicked and smacked in me belly. it was killin! anyway i was 
cos i got all the blame and plus im older that her so that didnt help either!
SO DO U THINK I SHUD BE GROUNDED? PLZ REPLY 
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Latest reply: Jul 11, 2003
hey yo! i'm grounded :( lol
Posted Jul 11, 2003
hey yo. its not fair. ive been grounded. i spose u wanna know why im grounded then... anyway, me and my sister lauren were fighting as usual and in the end she ended up with a brush in her face. there was blood starting to drip on the carpet and i thort. omg my carpet! Lauren had to go to hospital to check out the hole in her head because it was close to her eye. (by the way, the hole was small but that didnt stop her crying) i felt really bad and i sed sorry to her wen she came bak. anyway i only retaliated... by the way thats a long word for me, im blonde! just messin! as a was sayin. i didnt start the fight but i had to fight back. i wasnt gonna just stand there and in any case she only got wrestled to the ground, got kicked a few times and had a brush chucked at her. i got bitten on my elbow and on my knee. (i dunno why she chose to bite them places for!) lol and i got kicked and smacked in me belly. it was killin! anyway i was cos i got all the blame and plus im older that her so that didnt help either!
SO DO U THINK I SHUD BE GROUNDED? PLZ REPLY
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Latest reply: Jul 11, 2003
I am grounded
Posted Jul 11, 2003
hey yo! its nopt fair. iv been grounded. i spose u wanna know why then.
anyway, me and my sister (lauren) were fighting as usual. she started the fight so i hit her back and in the end she ended up with a brush in her face. there was blood dripping on the carpet and she had to go to hospital to check it out! So do u think i shud be grounded? I mean i only retaliated... by the way that is a long word for me, im blonde. nar im only kiddin. anway i wasnt gonna just stand there and let her hit me was i. she only got wrestled to he ground and kicked and got a brush threw at her. i got a smack in the belly and got kicked and got bit on the elbow and knee. so she was and i was .
Do You Think I Shud B Grounded????
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Latest reply: Jul 11, 2003
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