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Errmm tonight??? I dont know n I am glad diane as gone to so u can take me to this meal if u want lol I am starvein at the mo but me mam as just nipped down the chippy So I am really exited lol n I am just getting ready because I bin in my shorts n t shirt all day n been paintin lol

Ya can come if ya want.lol.might go for a steak mmmmmm

I could just eat some chips but il av to do wiv oven chips i suppose

What ya been paintin then?

how weird I repyed this message yesterday n its not come on.
Well I painted the kitchen wiv me mam n did some glosing today n just been 2 pie shop cos Paintin makes me ungry lol so did u enjoy ur meal last night? I gotta go now n pick me kid up from skool so seeya l8rs So rite bac n tell me how it went xxx

Hiya

The meal was lovely u shoulda come seein as ur always eatin anyway.lol
What u mean by ur kid,ur bro?
Do ya like paintin then or is it summat u just got roped into.lol

Anyway chat soon

good 2 hear u ad a gr8 time? N when I say kid I dont mean my kid god no. its my nethew cos here we call everyone kid like if I see someone in the street I go "U alright kid" I am far to young to be having kids maybe in l8 20s early 30s lol but ya neva no these days ppl havin babys at 13 here. only just gone out of nappys themselves lol N I do like paintin but I get headaches sometimes n I off to town l8r for another job serch So wot did U eat on this meal? Its so weird ppl seem to be going 2 resterants l8ly nehow txt back.

LOL...thought u had a kid for a minute then but u seem abit more sensible thou,my 16 yr old cousin n his gf have just had a baby n they're findin it hard,i thought i was young havin my first at 20 but thats old nowadays..
I had a 16oz rump steak but couldnt eat it all
What kinda job u lookin for?

any they give me really but I cant wait for next year because I have been offered a job in a bar/Club in tenerife So I will be living there but I will still able to come home 4 holidays n stuff So I am looking forward to it. its gonna be gr8 because my m8 already lives there. and some of my skool m8s have kids young n most of um dont see the kids cos they just let there mum n dad whoeva look after them n I get wound up by that So how old is ur sun/daughter? Txt bac

That'll be great hun,workin abroad,ul have some fun with all ur mates bein there n ul meet lotsa girls.lol...doesnt ur mum mind u goin thou?
Well iv got 3 kids n my eldest daughter is 10 next month but thinks shes 18 then iv another daughter aged 6 whos a madam sometimes n iv got my son aged 4 n i think hes satan.lol but i wouldnt change anythin

Gawd i feel really old now

well my mum just agrees wiv me now. I think just to shut me up lol n Ur not old my mum had 5 kids at ur age So wot ya do 4 da weekend?

Hiya

Well i feel old but dont look old thank god.lol
I went out saturday night n had more to drink than i should have but it was a good night
What u been upto then?