h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome poo poo head

well you finally made it, what took you so long? oh well never mind that, you're here now

If you didn't already know, H2G2 was founded by Douglas Adams. He was the writer of the Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy and Dirk Gently books. I highly recommend you read them as quite a few references to the books are used here on Hootoo. (Hootoo being the pet name for this site adopted by many researchers)

He left a note, well introduction for all to read here <./>DNA-Introduction</.>. Well worth a read as it goes some way to explaining what H2G2 is all about.

Just for the record, this is not an automated message. My name here is Creachy. I am applying to be an <./>ACE</.> (Assistant Community Editor) which involves welcoming newbies such as yourself, and i, like you, was once new and lost .

If you like the smileys i am using and don't know how to do them yet then click on this fella -----> <./>smileys</.> for a full list and how to do them. You won't believe how easy it is, i couldn't anyway and i was an invalid when i first joined

You may also have noticed some other pages that look all fancy and sparkly, such as mine U211544. This is because they are done in Guide ML, which enables pictures and different fonts to be used. for easy, and i mean EASY step by step instructions to do this click here ----> A690518

As you may be aware, H2G2 is an online encyclopedia based on the Douglas Adams Hithikers Guide. Everything on this site is written by members of the public, that's you and me apparently but i don't remember joining up neither.
So if you are interested in writing as well as reading then look through Writing-Beginners to get yourself started

If you ever get lost or confused and there is no-one around to help you then just take the <./>DontPanic-Tour</.>, but more than likely someone will be about and we are all very friendly

If you just want to browse, then the <./>FrontPage</.> is an excellent place to start.

And why not visit <./>Askh2g2</.>, which is where a lot of researchers, including myself, can often be found.

I don't want to bog you down with too much info to start with so i will leave it there.

if you have any questions please don't be scared to ask. i am here to help afterall.

there's plenty to do on this site and read, so just click on anything that takes your fancy and get exploring, this is a huge site!

one more tip, if you like the jip of some other researcher you may have encountered in a convo, then you can view their page by clicking on their name and then leave a hello message for them.

happy researching.

And remember, <./>DontPanic</.>

i was gonna go into a big sonnet or something here but decided it probably best to just say,


'Hi, how you doing'

oooooo you made my legs like jelly then

Im ok thanks how you doing?

yeah good, better than my sister who is currently holed up in a ward with loads of old people cos she got Apendacitis and the funniest bit is, she won't get out til after New Year


ahem, shouldn't laugh really





well, she'd laugh at me

so how have you been the last 4 days or so? what you been doing? and how you been doing it

Poor thing, it's bad that you know.

Not been doing much, but will be tomorrow night can finally have a drink, bliss

How have i been doing what?

whatever it is you been doing of course


i haven't really been drinking yet neither went out Boxing day night but no bugger was about it's alright for them, they had their christmas, i worked and slept through mine

and not one girl approached me with

oh well there's always tomorrow night

Awwwwwwww

Well

ahhh, cheers hun


so what you doing for New Years?

any resolutions?

Welcome babes

no not got any, my lifes perfect what about you?

just one resolution for me, get a girlfriend and keep her



so what you doing New Years?

Think im going to a party, gonna take me cousin to it as well.

Dunno yet just gonna see.

well whatever you do i expect you will have fun


i'll see if i catch you on here tomorrow but if not have a fantastic New Years and see you in January

sorry to crash your convo but just wanna wish you both a great new year and hope 2004 is a good one.

ok babes have a great new year and you too Ally

thankyou Ally and you too

right ladies, i gotta go so farewell

Why elllo there Mr Creachy...do you come ere often? like?

*wakes up*


sorry about the delay, i was reading about the second world war

now i am extremely tired too much brain work


well, i come ere as often as you i spose

got any plans for tonight then?

Yeah going to a party, finally decided gonna get and be merry

Why you been reading up on world war 2?