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Whats wrong ANGEL ? x

well thank you very much mmmmmmmmmmmlook how easy it goes down mmmmm beats my local takeaway anyhooooo got any more

Besides which i know that you are a practicing but please no voodoo as you are supposed to be a white

I tell you what then i will supply the drinks now hows that for a trick

Have fun with kindest regards BN.xxx

ps: if you are having trouble with your knees try taking your Nora stockings off

BLUENOSELD

Hiya hun aw i won`t pull any voodoo stunts never fear my dear im not even a practicing witch yet...n my 1st trick will be to keep these bloomin stockings up LOL i will join you in a drink tonite if the offer is still open for now though i need & l8rs a well chat soon hun
& watch out for flying

Cya L8rs Trish xxx

well i can i not after such a nice request i grabbed it from the off licence on my way out so you know its decent stuff

As for the Nora stockings try duct tapebut works

right back at you, i ate the other one

catch you later then regards BN.xxx

morning all
I am knackered lol

Hey

Pity there isn`t a smiling blue face int it hun,thanks for gone down a treat sick ov Well i am now the owner ov two black eyes LOL ya a good shot hun,should be an olympic sport Tomato Flinging You`d get Gold LOL...catch ya l8rs hun loads ov msgs
Trish xx

Evenin

So am i hon,don`t think i`ll be here long tonite,think im catching up on sleep lost or summit LOL Hows you ? I passed another course (Health & Safety)

so what are you passing these courses in? i have passed health and safety more than once both on stupid NVQ's they even nickname me 1974 at work, mind you i am the health and safety advisor as well

Tried to message earlier but all i kept getting was damned blue boxes

So what do you think of my latest title good hey, check out my page ive even got the banner

Come here each of your eyes i didnt mean it, oooh i better run before i get savaged

Regards BN.xxx

Well Hiya Mr Blue God LOL

You could still do with smiling though LOL

Yep i have passed my Health & Safety twice now,passed Security Officer (S.I.T.O.) passed basic first aid,manual handling,NVQ1 & passed my food hygiene LOL busy doing 3 customer care courses finished one today

Well keeps the mind active & the walls papered eh LOL so what company you work for ? I won`t savage you too tired & anyways feeling mellow again,must be the company i been keeping hun,will check ur page in a bit,still msgs to answer LOL Trish xx

Morning Nora oh im only kidding again well i would obviously prefer a smiley with a happy face and a blue nose but hey they are not making anymore smileys

Well i am a merchnandising manager being paid as a warehouse manager for a branch of the countries no:1 elecerical retailer (no worries). Allegedly im over paid, obviously i disagree, not being funny i wouldnt bother turning up for the normal £4.50-$4.85/hour
In saying this my role involves health and safety, security, customer care, selling, shop floor management(at times) oh and of course merchandising. I am sure that i do a lot more as well like carry the ex-deirectory phone on my back, so i am sure that i earn my pittance you decide

Isnt feeling mellow the best way to be i think so

Yeah there will nearly always be messages to answer, sp how do you find this site, only asking because i really like it,mainly because of the lack of trolls

Hopefully i havent bored you too much with all that drivel, and i will catch you later

Regards BN.xxx

BLUENOSELD

No you havn`t bored me hun,which i could type as much back to you but my hands won`t let me in fact im gonna have to go off soon & ice-water them LOL I the site & what do you mean trolls ? im not a goat im a you wally

Chat soon hun....Trish xx

p.s.you deserve your pittance hun

trust me i have typed a lot more than the last message i did to you. I happened to notice a fellow brummie and had to stop and say hi, and ended up typing about three page lengths, on average most of my messages are about a page long

Yeah i am a fond lover of this fine site and trolls are our most delightful spammers and or is that just cretins

now look at that i wasnt expecting them last two 's well i suppose i had better go and clean myself up so i will catch you later. where where where wheres wally
half goat half maybe you would make a good ok just a flying pan!

Regards BN.xxx

BLUENOSELD

I think im ov the opinion that you are bloomin mad LOL i still don`t really understand what a troll is ? do you mean like on LD when they took up whole page etc?
Im always too tired at the mo to write really long msgs hun,in fact i could do with a sleep right now oops soz im awake now...yeah im a sagitarrian
gone wrong,instead ov half horse/half man/woman...im half & the other half is debatable LOL chat l8rs hun
Trish xx

Trish on the button yes a troll is an dim witted cretin that either spams or just posts abusive messages.

Nice to see that you understood by little quip from one centaur/archer to another hey?

Well being mad is actually something i dont have a certificate for unless you count this one

was the closest thing to a pillow that i could get you, well if you are then go and get some shut eye

Regards BN.xxx

as alwaysBN.xxx

Hiya

Hows you keepin hun ? im ok-ish well still smilin on the outside anyways,i could use a fluffy pillow rite now & annuva couple ov hrs in bed but i have been off course last two days & must go today Hey ur a sagi-butt too,whens ur b/day hun ? im taking a mad course this week i think n they give you a likkle cup with "ur a nutter" inscribed on it LOL

Would you like me to put ur name down on list ? well im going to wash my hair now so chat soon
& es Trish

well as before the best i can do for a nice soft pillow is one of these, so why so glum then

My birthday would be the 10th as i am sure it is for a lot of other people as well including one of my mates, even the same yearhey? So how far away from your own then?

Hey a how nice i only normally get the "your a nutter bit"

AS long as your list isnt a hit list and you systematically doing the job in order Right well i must be off to work so i will catch you later oh and for you

Regards BN.xxx

Hiya

I had enuff ov those little woolly jumpers last nite
im thinking Mint Sauce
oh nothing to worry about just me making an idiot ov masel & getting trampled on...my b/day is the 17th & i will be 41.
How do you draw those little cakes ? & for ya
Hope you havn`t worked too hard hun Nora ty xx

mmmmmmmm always tastes better with mint sauce.

So can i not show any concern then ? i think ive got an inkling of what you are on about though, obviously through bitter experience (but who hasnt)

Oh < cupcake > for the week after then, i'll see if i can get some on it

As for work i probably already have worked to hard, mind you probably not enough for the company

Cheers for the and , got any cookies mmmmmm@@@@@@@@ well they are the best i can do.

Regards BN.xxx