h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Now I might seem like a malevolent being with concepts of supervillain villainy but I am much more than that. I am nothing more than a mysterious figure seen in separate eras across history.

Tempus Corruptus, the corruption of time has started, the yarn is starting to become unpulled, the canvas is shedding away piece by piece and there is something you can do- cease existence.

Thus I exert my true purpose by destroying time I can feast on the energy unleashed and repeat it, again and again and again and you will all cease, again and again forever!

This is a fact that I will triumph, stop me? But how can you catch me when I'm all ready in your past, your future and ten minutes into your present place currently.

You'll never catch me!

Umm, what's the point of destroying the universe and everyone in it if you're just going to rebuild it? Don't mean to pry just a little curious.

I will do/ have done this act to feed off the raw temporal energy exposed to me, by the way this is the seven hundred and eighty-eight thousandth time you asked me but to you it will always feel like the first!

To rebuild and then destroy it, always unlimited energy for me to feast upon, a never ending paradox!

But what is all this feeding building up to? Hmm, and I may or may not have already asked this. Is this the same idea as destoying the world in order to rule it or are you doing this for the heck of it?