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Post 21

MaryMagdalainaPrakatan

My name is legion smiley - biggrin and I don't live in Essex. I am over 2000 years old smiley - winkeye


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Post 22

essexstud

er u minger lol me bet ur old and grey then have u got a walking stick lmao xxxx


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Post 23

IVA Richards

Basildon rox.


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Post 24

essexstud

me know basildon rox but do u lol cum on tell me how old u are mwah mwah mwah


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Post 25

MaryMagdalainaPrakatan

why is age so important to you stud? Let me guess...hmmmm....are you just a 17 year old perchance? Didn't anyone ever tell you that age is irrelevant?


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Post 26

essexstud

i am 28 hun but i think ur older by the way u talk either that or a grade a student with a posh up bringing not like us essex lads lol xxxxxx


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Post 27

El Bandido del Catmint.

Depressing, isn't it?

Mind you, I wonder if he'd get on well with "Mister Goose Cogs"?

smiley - biggrin

I can see the beginnings of a wonderful friendship...

smiley - strawberries


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Post 28

El Bandido del Catmint.

Dear Mister (?) Essex Stud,

I am also in Essex.

Would you like to meet?

I am a 37 Year old man with an as-of-yet unfulfilled desire to murder a stranger I encounter on the internet.

I'm free saturday after 3:30pm...

smiley - whistle


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Post 29

MaryMagdalainaPrakatan

I think the stud and the goosegog man would get on very well together smiley - biggrin...they probably know one another from "marches"


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Post 30

essexstud

ive read about peeps like u lol yeah i.ll meet u one day for a beer lol


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Post 31

essexstud

oi u cheeky thing im not that way inclined lol wot u up 2 sexy


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Post 32

MaryMagdalainaPrakatan

Bandit, it looks like all your dreams have come true smiley - lovesmiley - biggrin Go get him......smiley - whistle


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Post 33

essexstud

im gonna bite ur bum u carry on babes lmao


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Post 34

maninblue

No...you've lost me there.

Anyone provide a translation, please?


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Post 35

The Groob

This has to be a p*ss take, surely?


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Post 36

MaryMagdalainaPrakatan

"If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man, as it is, infinite."


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Post 37

Legbreaker



Is an "essexstud" anything like a presstud? Only I've got one missing and my duvet keeps falling out....


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Post 38

MaryMagdalainaPrakatan

Leggy, did your mother not teach you to sew? No? Mine didn't either. Best buy a new duvet cover smiley - smiley


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Post 39

essexstud

who needs a duvet when me could keep u warm lol


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Post 40

El Bandido del Catmint.

Leggy,

Staple it! Easy!


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