h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We've got a new game It's quite different and yet almost exactly the same as Pass the Onion...I'm going to pass you a tomato, i want you to pass it on to someone else by starting a new conversation, like i have with you. Hopefully, our game will become legendary and we shall all acquire vegetable stalls

ok, are you ready? Heres the tomato:

<waits for the tomato's passage....>

*brings some cheese to go with teh onion

OOOOOOooOOoHh! Do you have crisps?!

<brings some soft drinks and

He doesn't seem to be suscribed to his own message centre; I.E., I don't think this conversation appears in his 'conversation list thinggy... Perhaps w e could point it out to him in another thread he is in?

catches
I've already started playing. I've been delivering es. I'm very obedient.

But thanks for coming to find me as well. It's nice to feel wanted.
*slowly moves to the right to block the view of his picture and the figure £2.99 and the words DEAD or ALIVE*

2legs is making a tomato chronicles diary i think, who've you passed it to?

Fishes Freak

In case anybody cares, I've just been amazingly bored and logged where the tomato has gone so far.

Here it, working forwards from here.

Footbacon (in conjunction with 2legs) -> Vestboy -> Fish's Freak -> GodBen -> Yael -> Khamsin -> Feuille -> TB -> Cat-Eyes (me) -> Uncle Bob

And that's as far as it goes to my knowledge, I'm gonna go through Bob's convos now and find out if he's passed it yet... I'm so bored...

Cat

What a thing to do! Its managed to move a fair bit so far then...

Yes, and Bob definately hasn't passed it on yet...

*Announcer's voice*
"The everyday tale of a tomato on its travels - Tomato Soap, coming to a thread near you!"
*Vestboy fiddles with the dial trying to find some music.*

All bow down to the year of the tomato!!

*readjusts dial*
SCKZZKDKS fzzzzzzdkdkdkdtf ... leaving home? You can't leave home! You're little more than a pip. Wait till your dad get's 'ome from the pub. I've had enough of your sauce!

////random quote generator/////

"I was born in New York"

"Were you really?"

"Yeah, but i left when i was 4 months old"

"You were a very independant child wern't you?! "

\\\\random quote generator\\\\

Red faced father gets to the end of explaining the ins and outs of copulation, impregnation, gestation, difficult births and hospitals to his four year old. "So that's where you came from, Johnny but why did you ask?"
"'Cos my mate says he's from Wolverhampton and he wanted to know where I was from."

Did that happen to you?

No, my dad never told me where I was from.