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Blimey!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 18, 2003
Is it? Where? *looks around*
No sign. Ah! Vestboy, as I live and breathe, how the devil are you sir?
Blimey!
Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Jun 19, 2003
*Noise of holding up mirror*
Yes it's me. I haven't changed a bit. Except for a few extra stains on the vest.
How are you? I see you have some shiny thingies on your page which must mean you are a person of great impotence round here.
Blimey!
Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Jun 19, 2003
They escaped.
Disguised as a meat pie they slipped past me when I wasn't hungry. And that's not often.
I'm looking for some other suitable companions that I can keep in my undergarments. Any suggestions?
Blimey!
Abi Posted Jun 19, 2003
Snapping Turtles?
Yes yes yes, I am now an editor. (How scary is that?) You really ought to put some vanish on that vest of yours.
Blimey!
Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Jun 19, 2003
Snapping Turtles! Great idea! But where will I find them cameras small enough and what would they do with the pictures?
I meant Vibenthingy about the shiny bits, silly. I knew you were already important. Note the spelling change
Blimey!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 19, 2003
Me? Important? Well, I don't like to boast..... so I won't.
Blimey!
Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Jun 23, 2003
I'm back but not as much. Anyway how much did you have to pay to get the pretty baubles on your page? And how do you find the time to be so "online."
I've decided we need a welcome back party for me to celebrate my being backness and my incredible modesty.
Who can we invite - and secondly who would come?
I would, of course, supply plenty of witty repartee and snapping turtles (as suggested by Abi) and all I need from my guests is large quantities of food, drink, music, decorations and goodwill.
I think the venue could be here as I have been furnished with a sizeable space. I just need to find out where the light switch is and a shilling for the 'lectric.
People need to say what they are bringing and why. Simple!
Blimey!
The Duke of Dunstable Posted Jul 17, 2003
Will there be Laphroaig? I can't party if there's no Laphroaig.
Also, I am a man of too impatient a personality to wait for an invitation. 
Blimey!
Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Jul 19, 2003
Jumpin' Juniper bush - it's D of D as I live and breathe.
If course there'll be loff... logh... logf... louf...
No, I've just looked and we finished the last bottle. You'll have to bring your own.
But I have a teriffic bottle of home brew. It's sort of a colour somewhere between jaundice and puce. I call it juice.
Anyway what will your gift be - and why?
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- 1: Abi (Jun 18, 2003)
- 2: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 18, 2003)
- 3: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Jun 19, 2003)
- 4: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Jun 19, 2003)
- 5: Abi (Jun 19, 2003)
- 6: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Jun 19, 2003)
- 7: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 19, 2003)
- 8: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Jun 23, 2003)
- 9: The Duke of Dunstable (Jul 17, 2003)
- 10: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Jul 19, 2003)
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