h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

me a newbie too, f 28 scotland, living with a special someone..
am a software programmer, and i too like work..
as far as music, have strange tastes, since my tastes tend to sinead o connor, def leppard..not really currently 'cool' music i am afraid.

hows the day at dorset

sarla
[email protected]

Thanks for the message hun, I was beginning to think this site was a waste of time!
I don't actually live in Dorset now, I'm in Doncaster, S.Yorks.
My music tastes vary a lot too, I don't actually follow any "groups" as such, just whatever sounds good at the time.... although I do enjoy Classical, Rock, R&B, some Pop, Motown and too many ther styles to mention!
I'm also seeing a special someone, although we don't live together (we might as well, he spends most of his time here!)
I'm 35 and have two kids, I love working although I no longer do what I did before having the kids, I was a Restaurant Manager in a big Hotel in Blackpool.
Now I just work part-time in a bakery shop as I have to fit it in with the kids.
I'm gonna finish now! I have a tendancy to talk too much!
best wishes Jo x

hi jo,
so hows it going with ur special someone.. ur kids used to him?
u more comfortable with bakery?or do u miss being manager.
me too finding my way around this place.. i wish they had a realtime chat facility. this sucks a little..
if u have a msn or yahoo id, do come online.

mine is [email protected]

see ya soon

teah the kids like him a lot, he's great with em!
I'v only bin seein him for about 3 months, but things are goin well. I'm gonna hang onto this one! Good men seem to b few and far between these days!
I dont have a PC (at the moment) i'm on telewest, but my e-mail addy is: [email protected],uk

I know what u mean about not talkin in real time! I find this infanately boring at times....oh well...i just have to persivere!
Most of the friends I have on here are also on telewest and we used to have a chat site of our own, unfortunately it has closed down! :@(
If you want to chat to some really friendly ppl.... try the FoLders arms or The Boars Head.
speak soon
Jo x

hi jo,

hows you..yup i know abt good men..
i am 28 now..and have been with this guy for abt 6 months now.. lately have also been attracted to someone else..so my heads really done in.. do let me know if i can seek some advice from you!!!!

not that i want to burden you with my problems..

any plans of moving with him, or him moving with you?

are you online most days?

love
sarla
[email protected]

yeah, i could probably give you some advice about men!
I'v bin through quite a few of em! I'm an really! lol
No we have no plans to move in together, we've not even discussed it yet.... anyway I don't think I would, it wouldn't b financially viable (ooooo big words for this time o day! :@) ) and I like my own space! (musta bin on my own too long!)
Yeah, i'm onlinemost days, just leave me a mssg n I'll get bac to ya! The times vary tho... i'm sometimes here at night, but i'm on most afternoons.
The kids r at their cousins for their tea tonight, so I'm all along!.... sniff.....sinff! lol.... Chris is at work, pity!... could do with a quickie!!!
jox

hello jo,
u been in my situation?where u loved someone but also lusted for another?
my best mate says to give in and the get the itch out of the way as long as i can handle the 2 relationships separately..

quickie.mmm.sounds delicious. by bf is always into them.. dont you like slow and long?
are you in any of the chat rooms here?if they have any.
sarla
[email protected]

Yes love, siuation a few times!
It depends how much you love your b/f and if you want to jepordise what you have got with him.... because they ALWAYS suss something is wrong (guilty concience moatly) and the first conclusion they jump to is that your seein/sleepin with some one else...... so hunny, my advuce is to think about it first and not let lust get in the way.... channel it into your b/f (I find a new toy works a treat!! lol)
AS for long and slow.... we hav it all ways! WEG
Chat rooms hmmmmm ....not as such but there are chat streams in The boars head and the FoLDers Arms... just put them in your "search"

speak to you soon

jo

hi,
yup got ya.. ow did u handle it the few times u were in my position..


i love using rabbit..u?do not use the other toys so much..rabbit and my bf does it for me everytime..

i am also into doing it outdoors...in the nights..

u also read /watch erotica?
love sarla
[email protected]

Hmmmm... the Few (lol) times I was in your predicament.....I went for it! .... but you learn as you get older to use your brain a bit more andrealise what YOU want ( long term) is important and what sort of bloke is good for you.......... I'v bin with mine for a while and we haven't had a crossed word yet!
Compromise is a good words! for toys... I'm introducin him slowly.... he's been rather sheltered!
I don't think he's been with anyone who actually enjoyed sex! (poor bloke, He's just findin out what he was missin!! weg!)
I am just about to buy a new one... the flipper dipper! should be fun!

Films don't do a lot for me these days... once ya seen one......

jo

jo,
flipper dipper..whats that never heard of it.. shd try it out..
when u went for it with the other guys...was it more erotic, just because of the secrecy and all that stuff? did it ruin the relationship?

my bf is pretty into sex, like me.. people keep saying that when you are in love sex doesnt matter..but i find that it does..in the end if you are not sexually good, you will fall apart, unless ofcourse you are in your 80s...

you into adventurism, pain etc..
does he love using toys on you?
how about books?

sarla

Whoa! slow down girl!
I said I'm intooducinh him slowly!
I'm into a bit of pain, he's just gettin into spankin!..(he's frightened fo hurtin me.... bless!)
The flipper Dipper is/are his n hers vibrators from Anne Summers Catalogue. I want a new G spot vibro first tho
Hes expressed an interest in usin em on me...but his work hours are that long, he's usually tired!
So i usually get started without him.... then attack!
I wouldn't say it was more erotic... they dont know how to "press your buttons" like in a long term relationship.... the most eritic sex I'v had is with someone who I trust implicitly!
help too!
lol
Jo

Jo,

is he comfortable with you using a vibrator on him.
i have never been into pain and bondage.. is that a turn on.. i think in manners of sex we both are alike that we like to experiment :}}


u got piercings and tattoos as well?

which one was ur most erotic moment..
mine was when we did it in a theatre :}}!!!!
was quiet..but with difficulty..

have u trid nipple clamps and the other clamps..

you ever experimented with multiple partners in your heydays?i have thought abt it, but never gone so far..

love sarla

Jeeez sarla.... nosey ain't ya!!!! lol
Yeah i'v had multiple partners .... wen I was in my early 20's
I moved to Blackpool and went totally wild for a coupla years
I'v tried most things (once).... on the beach is NOT reccomended tho... the sand gets everywhere and it takes about a week to get rid!.....



Sorry hn.... I REALLY gotta go.... The have filled the paddling pool (usin ALL my hot water) and are nowhavin a whale of a time!! lol
Gotta get em out n get my neice home
Will b online later

jo

Jo,
do you mind?

i do like to know abt sex and relationships...dont want to intrude in your privacy, but any little bit helps...

want to be a sensual erotic woman!!!!

wld u recommend multiple partners as a one off experience..

we ourselves like to do it in the balcony at night.. light exhibitionism and risk do turn me on, and him as well

come back.. and i hope you are ok to chat with me.. pls dont think of me as a weirdo..!!
sarla

Tee Hee Hee..... that was sarcasm hunni lol
I'm experiecced in BAD sex so I know what to avoid!!!!
Good sex is harder to come by.... but once you find it
Maybe you are already there?... in which case Don't jepordise it with someone else..... The best sex is between TWO people!
Play games with your partner.... go out on the town and pretend you are strangers and let him try to pick you up..... make him try hard!
By the time you get home you'll be "gagging for it!
jo

hi jo,

before my bf, i too went thru a wild time, and used to think, sex is sex.. as long as you have an orgasm,it comes under good sex..

how do you feel that..

we do play those games, invariably its me who does the begging..have gone pantyless to cinemas where he turns me on.. he too has gone without...

so yes we do have an active life!!!!

but do tell abt this incidents in your life..am curious..maybe i am a voyeur!!!

love sarla

Which incident hun? Ya lost me!! lol
And no, i don't believe you have to orgasm to have good sex.... but it helps! ( that's y toys were invented).... I get just as much satisfaction getting my partner to go wild, 'till he can't concentrate anymore!... sure you have bin there!
Personally I'v never been into voyerism... depending on who's watchin 'o course!
See ya later hun
jo

hi jo,
i mean abt the multi partner incidents..

i meant voyeurism as a voyeur, not being voyeured....:}}}

ever been bi ?

when u meant his and her vibrators.. does ur bf use his?or you use it on him...

orgasms.. yes agree with you.. was yonuger then..
who was ur most erotic partner..

from 16 to 24 i think i was totally wild and am lucky didnt catch anything...
you ok to cha like this?
sarla

Yeah i'm ok to ch@ hun, i'm just gettin a little worried about the content as anyone who wanders into my mssg centre can read!
It would be better to keep this kind of ch@ to e-mail!
You have my addy don't you??
if not heres another:-
[email protected]