h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

never snatch from me, you're likely to get your arm bitten off!!
thanks for the praise<. to answer your query, by the amount of snotty paper hankies in my bin, i can confidently say that the pollen count is high today.
was that more info than you required.
(tosses hair and giggles inanely)
slipped into weathergirl mode there - you know it's really hard work being that blonde all the time!
SpaceGirl

have the i have more oooopppppppsssssss me n my big mouth erm yeah bit to much info there but done in true weather girl fashion you make been a blonde bimbo weather girl look so easy

Malo

look i could have gone into graphic detail about the snot but am too much of a lady hoi you stop
what a topic of conversation!
SpaceGirl

i know you could n maybe you could incorparate it into your weather presentation
Malo

do you think i could get the viewers to send their snotty hankies in , or maybe instead of a pollen index we could have a snotty hanky index - you know
(toss hair) in the north of the country the hankie index is high so don't go out without some tissues, on the sea coast sufferers should get some relief - oh my gawd this has turned into 'carry on weather forecast'
i think i should stop there before i get myself into yet more trouble
SpaceGirl atchoo!

yeah n kleanex could be the sponsers of the weather forcast
think getting ppl to send there snotty hankies is taking it a tad to far though
bless you

Malo

i agree can you imagine the poor posty having to deliver all these parcels of hankies
anyway i think that weather forecasting is
Oh thats the doorbell - hold that thought i'll get back to you
SpaceGirl

just like any good tv show youleave me on a clifhanger

Malo

hello i'm back. honestly, never a minutes peace in this place.
doorbell, phone, mad seagull - what is going on!!
and you know what's even worse, i cant remember what i was going to say- obviously the bimbo coming out again
why ever time your name comes up its getting longer?
please tell
SpaceGirl

so who was at your door? want the dreaded was it?
i cant remember what we was talking about but i know this... it was utter bollox lol so whats going on in your life today?

Malo

even worse than the , it was the betterware man trying to sell me useless tat
i never talk bollox, how dare you insinuate that

my day has been suprising and somewhat odd - not in a bad way but just
it sort of started with the couple across the road doing a midnight flit, and got stranger from then on.
i think i'm living someone elses life!
SpaceGirl

hello petal, having a good weekend?
SpaceGirl

oh no! not the betterware manthey are just as bad as the jehovah's witness's could the reason the ppl over the rd did a moon light flit be becouse they was avoiding the betterware man? must keep me uptodate on that story? i lost a few days the weekend, cant remember anything was you living my life over the weekend?

Malo

i don't know,.... would yr weekend involve picking strawberries,drinking Pims, and pretending to study?

SpaceGirl

ps beware the betterware man is everywhere

and and even
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