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Probably a wise move , it can become very addictive . Fortunatley with my two kids , golf , football , badmington and my beloved motorbike (when its working ) I am out more than in

Chris. XX

I spend enough time on the PC at home as it is...at least I'm writing...doing something "constructive"...and I think I spend enough meaningless hours in cyberspace as it is...when I'm at work...

...What's wrong with your bike??

Nothing serious , just a radiator hose but its quite difficult to get at especially for me - doin an oil change was like major heart surgery ... lol . I just like riding them. Hopefully my brother in law will help me put things right over the next week or so

Chris. XX

Have you read "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"?

Nope

Dont even have an owners manual

Chris. XX

I read it a while ago...I must admit a lot of the motorcycle maintenance stuff went over my head...but then, so did a lot of the zen stuff...

Dont know nout about Zen ?????

Motorcycle maintainance is giving it a kiss a night and making sure it has a warm blanket and a hot water bottle isnt it ???

Chris. XX

I always thought motorcycle maintenance involved making friends with a mechanic...but that might just be me...

Oh, and I'm very zen...very highly evolved...I'm on such a ridiculous level of incarnation that I'll probably become a Goddess after I die...

I think your a goddess now

Chris.

P.S
I could be a motorcycle mechanic if I tried

IF I'm not a goddess already...I'm so close only 9 out of 10 people can't tell the difference ...

Hey, one of my mates is a motorcycle mechanic (my part in assuring "maintenance" if I ever got around to getting a bike )...but he's probably a little too far away to be of any real use to you....

And on that ...I'm off to lunch...Shall return !!

Enjoy

Chris. xx

...well, I have returned from my inspiring and perilous journeys...and all I can think is 9 hours 'til the pub !

I am pleased you made it back safely and those hours will just slip by

Chris. xx

Well, we'll keep our fingers crossed then, shall we ?

So, have you any bog plans for the weekend?

*cringe*

Of course I meant BIG plans....who would've thought that one little letter could make so much difference??

No , usual for me Picking my youngest lad up Friday , he has a golf lesson saturday morning then we play 9 holes . Sunday my Footy team has a Tournament as the new season rapidly approaches Then Monday is Speedway Not sure about Tuesday morning but back to work tuesday night til thursday night ... then 2 weeks holiday Yipeee

Chris. xx

How is it that everyone I know is having holidays?

Ahh, but it sounds like you're a man with a plan...for the weekend at least...

Me, well...apart from the pub, I don't have a whole lot of plans ...but what more do you need ?

I have two weeks holiday but no plans for that May go and visit my brother , dont see him as often as I would like .. And a man with a plan yes but you will notice the majority is for the benefit of others very little is actually just for me.

Chris. xx

You know what I find is sometimes the best thing to do on holidays?

Nothing...sweet F A...

...but then two weeks of nothing could probably get a little...well...boring...??

And yes, you're plans do seem to revolve around others...but that's just because you're one of those people that likes to look after people, right? I've heard about people like you....

Yes a martyr to the cause Most of the time it is worth it though
I said I wouldnt be the footy manager this season but here I am again right in the thick of it .... lol

Chris. XX