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Fancy creepin up on a bloke who's half asleep ..... ..

How are you lovely ...

I know, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. What can I say, I love an easy get !

I'm alright thanks dear ...it's Tuesday, so it's not too bad, right ??

Kristy ...

So come on then !!! .... how did it all go ??? ... how drunk did you get ????

Well for starters I didn't get to get a beer in at all...too much to do (like waiting for my hair to dry...that's something I won't have to worry about for a while ).

When we got to the place that was doing it, it was on a stage. The boy said we could always just go to a hairdresser, so I asked him waht he would do. He said he'd just go up there and get it done, so I did...got my hair shorn off with all these people watching me. If I can get hold of the photos (the boy has them on digital camera, so I have to wait for him to email them to me) there's an awful lot of me swallowing my lower lip

But it's not too bad...I'm not as bald as I thought I would be, and it's not too ugly...I can feel the wind on my head now which is weird

Kristy ...

no amount of hair loss is going to detract from your natural beauty .. as long as that smile is there you will always be a beauty to me ...

I look like a monk

(I may be out today, they're moving me down the other end because all the secretaries are away, and I have to answer their calls...hopefully I'll still be able to sneak in )

Kristy ...

They are always moving you these days .... ...

Had my best ever Golf score this morning ... 84 .... though I dont suppose that means much to you ??

Never mind lets just say it made me very Happy

I seem to be a jack-of-all-trades here at work. Whenever there’s someone away I’m the one who gets stuck with their work…it’s one of the curses of being so clever

I know that double digits are good in golf, triple digits are ordinary, right ? Anyway, congratulations, I’m glad you’re having fun and improving !!!

Kristy ....

Nice to see you back .... Dinner for me in 30 minutes .... curry tonight ...

Have been up since 5.45am .... ..

Managed about an hours sleep in the afternoon ... Still .. I can sleep all day tomorrow

Maw

I've been sleeping weird...but then that's normal for me

Out to lunch myself now...don't know how long I'll be ableto play afterwards, but I'll give it a red hot go !

Kristy ...

No worries .... if you can make it out to play ... great .... if not I will be looking out for you tomorrow

We'll just have to keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best then

Are you still about ???

No, but I will be in 10 minutes or so

If your not ... ... then who sent the reply ??? ...

I have a servant who looks after those things you know ...

Kristy ....

.... gonna call it a night .. cant keep my eyes open ..

Night , Night

Love Chris. XXXX

Look after yourself kitten

I will talk to you soon

Kristy ....

I cant stand it anymore !!!!! ..... what exactly does all that mean on your Name tag ???? ..

Mornin by the way

It's something along the line of "a hundred thousand welcomes"...