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Hi Lightspeed....

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manda1111


Hi Lightspeed smiley - ok

Welcome to H2G2, my name is manda (well its not really but that's another story) I am from Wolverhampton in the UK, I am your "ACE", (Assistant Community Editors), and I am here to welcome you to H2G2 and to show you around


A very popular place is the <./>ASKH2G2</.> , ( Don't forget to click on the "SEE MORE CONVERSATIONS" link at the bottom of that page ) that is were you can ASK what ever you want and maybe answer some of the questions that are there, or just join in with the conversations as they often go off topic smiley - winkeye

or you might like to look at the <./>FRONTPAGE</.> (there are a lot of links on the right of that page )

and I know you will be interested in the Writing-Guidelines and the PeerReview smiley - winkeye

If you click HERE >> U193090 it will take you to my page, were you will find that I have put some links to other places that I thought you might find interesting, including the <./>DontPanic-Tour</.> page that is all ways a good place to start

And if you want to brighten up your page, then have a look HERE >> A1020592 and see if that helps

If you have any questions or just what to talk then don't hesitate to leave me a message on my page or click on the "REPLY" button at the bottom of this page

Have some smiley - cake and a cup of smiley - tea to keep you going.

Speak to you later

Manda smiley - peacedove


Hi Lightspeed....

Post 2

The Lemon Tea-strainer, currently waiting for the "Booweeoohweeooh smiley"

Hello LCF its me, the hedge, back and ready to kick oranges (butts seem to be missing at this stage). Remember you're a Womble and that although you live in 34 Chichester Walk, Chesterfield only my table knows where you are. By the way, we're out of fish and we need some more bananas, the fridge is as full as the toilet and the clock says "hi!".

*Please note that the above address is not LCF's real address, and that it is completely fictional as there is no number 34 in Chichester Walk, Chesterfield, due to the rather obvious fact that there is no Chichester Walk.


Hi Lightspeed....

Post 3

Laurence Dark

Yes... right. I'll just be popping out for some oranges, bananas, fish and possibly some nuclear explosives (going dirt cheap at your local electronics store. Only £5.99 each! [price does not include postage and packing]).


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