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The Campaign for the word: "Jurple"
Posted Aug 6, 2003
Has anyone noticed that in the English (sane) dictionary, there is no word that rhymes with purple. Go on, just think. Purple... murple... furple... burple... See? Not a single word. Therefore, to make poets' lives much easier (and for the song roses are red violets are purple, because we know they're really purple, and not a tad blue at all) we should begin campaigning for the right to use the word "Jurple" without being looked at in a strange way, and without people to start shuffling away from us slowly.
To do this I propose we execute the following prime minister. No, wait. Plan. Yes, plan...
We knock over every clock in our places of work, so therefore no-one can tell the time. This will cause mass panic until someone puts the clock the right way up. And then we'll knock it over again. Hee Hee!
Also, we will wear canary-yellow jumpers to Scottish folk festivals in order to be run over by the winged Elephants there.
That'll show 'em!
Now, once we've got the word "Jurple" we'll need a definition, something short and sweet so that the people at Oxford's English Dictionary can have a wonderful time making the definition long and filled with waffle like they always do with simple words (because I'm kind to boring people, they are like those who need aid, for they are in aid of a sense of humour). I mean, have you even tried to look up the word "It"? It takes up about a page! A Page! For two letters! I suggest the definition be the smell that you get when you sniff at a wet cat (I don't however suggest doing this to other people's cats, or in fact, in public).
I am also participating in the following campains:
The campaign for the "Booweeoohweeooh™ smiley"
and,
The campaign for for the BubbleFish™ Gadget
OOOoooOO...OOOooooOOooo
*Note: The above is written in Bubblish™, the official language translated by a BubbleFish™ Gadget. The above probably spells out two letters and therefore cannot be offensive (if indeed it manages to spell out 1 letter).
*Post Note Note: The symbol ™™ is a registered trademark™ of ™ Industries™. Any reproduction™ of the symbol ™™ will result in a massive lump fine, and several lumps to the head.
Also Booweeoohweeooh™ is a registered trademark of The Lemon Teastrainer andany unauthorised usage will result in the user being hung, drawn and quartered.
*Post Post Note Note: The word reproduction™ is a registered trademark of Nature Corporations™. Any use of reproduction without permission will result in a heavy fine and a jail period of at least 3 months.
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My Little finger
Posted Aug 4, 2003
A part of my little finger has now been numb for over a week. I think dropping the TV on it was a bad idea... I may have to visit the hospital if it doesn't get better, but at least i can still move it.
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German Homework
Posted Aug 1, 2003
Has anyone here been plagued with the evil curse of German Homework? Well you may deem yourself lucky, because I have German Homework the size of small continents and my teacher is the most boring man alive.
Who else here has boring language teachers*, come on, speak up!
*Answers must be in English please.
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Insanity
Posted Jul 30, 2003
Yesterday I was discussing on the internet the subject of "Socks: the frequency in cleaning of", and I amazed everyone there that I clean my socks at an alarming rate of 3 times a week. The point being has anyone else here been on an absurd chat section?
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The Lemon Tea-strainer, currently waiting for the "Booweeoohweeooh smiley"
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