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Posted Sep 3, 2003
If anyone attempted to access the Chat website during the past couple of weeks and found yourself in some kind of computer hell, you were probably in the right place, but we can't guarantee anybody cared.
Now they do care and as proof of that we note that the site is fixed we hope. Please take a moment to visit again, if you really think you need to, otherwise please ignore this message by putting an ignore alarm in your daytimer or PDA. If you need assistance, please feel free to hang up now. Someone will call you back shortly if they can make the random number dialer work again.
In the meantime, please note that if you registered previously, it did absolutely no good so you'll have to repeat the registration process. This should be easy now that you've messed it up at least once or twice so far.
Thanks for your support.
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Current Events
Posted Aug 28, 2003
It seems my current paramour has thoughtfully become the Artist Formerly Known as Analiese for some cryptic reason not accessible to us common rabble rousers. Thankfully she skipped the sex change operation that typically accompanies such indiscretions.
On further review, I'll note she changed her handle here to RAF Wing, which appears to be a veiled reference to some sort of military organization. I wonder if this means we'll be conducting raids anytime soon? Ah, the good old days! Blow up a few buildings, steal a few cars, scalp a few ticket scalpers, that's the life!
I seemed to have stashed a few AK-47s around here, but I forgot exactly where. No matter though, it'll come to me I'm sure, sooner or later, more or less, and beyond.
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The Prodigal Son Returns
Posted Aug 28, 2003
I've been away for awhile. I suspect my multitude of fans may have noticed, but, in an effort to appear cool to each other, they have pretended that I never left.
I have no option at this point but to collaborate in this deception. Therefore, I have in fact never left, although I still have no independent recollection of having been here for months.
So in the interests of advancing the cause of prevarication everywhere, would someone please tell me what the hell I've been doing?
Thanks in advance for your support.
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Of Humor or the Lack of It
Posted Jun 11, 2003
It appears quite a few people, perhaps as many as two, who frequent this site, don't get my humor. Is this a British issue, or indicative of the semi-computer-literate in general?
While I ponder these questions in private, I'll leave it for the multitudes of lurkers, who undoubtedly hang on my every word, to ponder in parallel, so as to avoid needless collisions.
Thanks in advance for your assistance.
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Dog Monkey
Posted May 27, 2003
As a member in good standing of the Dog Monkey Warrior Society, I'd like to take this opportunity to tell you a little bit about our organization.
In retribution or retaliation for past, present and future injuries to our tribes, we are dedicated to the thorough erradication of white people.
Regrettably, practically all the white people we meet claim to be beige, which certainly compromises our mission.
If anyone has any suggestions about how we ought to resolve this conundrum, please let us know. We are always cheerfully open to suggestions, although some of us are a tad sensitive to criticism and subject to fits of random violence. Please keep that in mind when posing unheeded advice.
In order to fill out this entry, I thought I should thoughtfully provide a high plains, or llanos, if one is English challenged, weather report.
Today it's quite muggy for a region typically exhibiting the humidity of a salt flat. The sun is shining, which should come as no surprise to anyone not born just a minute ago. It's going to be a hot one, without much doubt. Highs will be in the low 400s, not enough to ignite paper cups but you might notice some brown spots developing and experience some discomfort.
That's all for the weather. If you have suggestions about other topics of discussion, please let us know. We strive to provide the very best of lowbrow entertainment whenever possible.
Until next time, good day and good luck. You'll probably need it, or at least whoever has to deal with you might.
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