h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You're a dweeb.

Yes!

if we ever find a new word for dweeb that sounds cooler the worlds problems would be the same

Yes, and?

and there is a new word invented every day, like plusders

Like nasmugties.

or cumalafustones

kirimunsfongbwoooong even.

or tamisolius

and ciligavier.

and we all live in a yellow submerine

A yellow submarine, a yellow submarine...

BTW, I hate you for saying that. I will now be singing that all day.

I know, why do you think I did it?

Darakat spreading evil, khaos and destruction since 1983

Sick puppy, you are. I think 'I like dirt, I like dirt, I like dirt...' is better in infectiousness, however.

not as bad as "Everybody loves magical trevor, cause the tricks he does are ever so clever..."

Or, 'Can she bake a cherry pie, Billy-boy, Billy-boy, can she bake a cherry pie charming Billy...' *ripshairout*

or "catch a falling star and put it in your pocket for a rainy day..."

You will never get your hands on my juicy papples!

No, I won't and I don't want to.

How entirely appropriate for such a starting topic, eh?

yes