h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Had a rather long night, to put it mildly, and today is just glorious. Sherman had a mild seizure yesterday morning and then one at about...I don't know, about two hours before I went to bed. Just break throughs, but I hate having and witnessing seizures. I had to sedate my mother because she got rather hysterical, as usual. She did thank me for that this morning, strangely enough. It was her birthday and that was the longest sleep she'd had in awhile (20 hours.) Woke up at around three having that miraculous form of nightmare they call 'night terrors.' Luckily, no one woke up; I stopped screaming relatively soon. Today is my parents' anniversary and I'm not sure if I'm cooking or if they're going out. I wish they'd tell me before I finish eating this block of feta cheese. It's really good. I think goat cheese tastes better than cow cheese. WOOHOO!!! News for the WEEK: CAKE is coming out with a new album. It is called 'Pressure Chief' and the release date has not been announced. We've been waiting since 2001 for a new album, and I am thrilled. *groupiesqueal* I also have another reason to hate Amazon.com. I was looking to see the new Fastball album and they had John Mayor, Tal Bachman, and Everclear on the same page. Eeewww.....

Amazon.com does weird stuff like that all the time

YAY! Then I have an all-the-time reason to hate Amazon.com!

It said on their website that the release date was sept. 7.

I just saw that they were still recording and did happy dances and brought out the strange food.

Where did it say that? The release date was on top of their 'news' thread.

You know the pig on the the entry of the page? Hit the 'band' button. There's a piccie. Oh! Go to the 'advice' button, too. It's new and hilarioius.

Absolutely hilarious. Check out today's poll!

Now THAT's funny. What did you vote?

I went for 'a bit American and very naughty'. You?

yes well you all need lives, sure I have spent days in my room studying, thats not the point... ok so it is...

The same. *giddytitteringensuesinmassquantities*

What is a life? I stay at home, water my plants, preen my plants, groom my dogs, work my dogs, work other peoples' dogs, take pictures of rotting logs, listen to the same CD for three hours, knit squares, dance around the house while making pies, and invite a friend over who doesn't talk.

Shoot. I just remembered that I have a calculus placement test on the tenth. I wonder what's going to be on it and if I should study parabolas. I still don't understand them. Why can't I rotate them?

Ah calculus I loved calculus. its my favorite subject, I can spin parabolas in my head, its fun to watch them do so. How can you forget a test? I mean its like a test, how do you forget it? Oh well you better make sure there are no other ones waiting to creep up on you, they do that.

Well, it was the best response, in my opinion.

It is very simple to forget a test. The only reason I usually don't, is because my classmates remind me.

I haven't really done enough in-depth calculus to determine whether I like it or not, but what I've done has been quite fun. It's strange being the dumb one and being able to do what all of the geniuses can't for once. I just don't like parabolas. Anything else is great, just don't give me a parabola.

It's very easy to forget a test, especially since you haven't been in school for two weeks and didn't even realize that today was Sunday.

*sneaks in with a parabola behind her back*

*Grabs porabola* No, not until just after the test, it will send her screeming

I don't have to accept it. She can wrap it up in pretty boxes, but I don't have to take it!

I don't have to accept it. She can wrap it up in pretty boxes, but I don't have to take it! Thank you, Evan, for preserving my sanity temporarily...insufferable ass.

Insufferable ass? what the?