h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

this is a conv. me and my friend had just now on msn, thought I'd sahre it:
(sorry if it's a bit hard to read)

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
'ello

niamh. says:
ewvening

niamh. says:
how r you

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
good

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
have been doing a little survey among the ppl i talk to,....the score is currently:
Will Turner 2
Jack Sparrow 2
(I know it's sad, but i have nothing better 2 do)

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:

niamh. says:
lol. ti s so. they r equal

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
ah, but i haven't counted all the ppl on h2g2, which would definitelt make Jack the superior

niamh. says:
sure

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
come on, u know it's true!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:


niamh. says:
tis so. they r equal. we figured this yesterday

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
who did?

niamh. says:
me und hannah. we saw it again

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
oh..i wanna see it again too!!!!!

niamh. says:
lol. same

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
that reminds me...i still have to print out one or two pics for locker-decoration

niamh. says:
lol. i have notiong for that yet

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
i normally don't, but i have decided to decorate my locker exesively this year

niamh. says:
i will. but i first will find the location. and then we shall see

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
true. hope i will not get a locker over (or under) someone who takes forever

niamh. says:
lol. i dont care. i hope i get a bottom. theyr easier.

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
yeah, u don't have 2 hold everything

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
i hope our lockers are close

niamh. says:
sure. twould be fn.

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
but they do it by homerooms, sadly....

niamh. says:
yeah. but billy had his locker above me last time, and he was in a different hr

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
good, then there is cause to hope

niamh. says:
tis so
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
aye

niamh. says:
aye indeed
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
i've started talking like a pirate a lot
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
at least online

niamh. says:
lol. you have

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
tis the way of the obsessed, savvy?

niamh. says:
savvy muy

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
'ere mate, 'ave sum

[note: this is where it starts to get interesting...]

niamh. says:
cheers

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
cheers indeed! *drains mug and falls over semi-concious*

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
lol!

niamh. says:
tis so tis so

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
*looks at mug in surprise* it's coke! where's all the rum gone?

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
this is an insult to any respectfull pirate!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
*looks at niamh suspiciously* did u burn my rum??

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
you're not on the commodore's side, are you?

niamh. says:
im not.

niamh. says:


Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
good....

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:


Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
someone else must have hidden the rum then

niamh. says:
this is so. we will find them

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
and have them keelhauled!

niamh. says:
yes. we will

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
and then maroon them...and make sure no-one uses the island as a store for rum or whatever it was

niamh. says:
yes yes

niamh. says:
they will not escape

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
lol, i am liking this

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
never

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
and we wont leave them a gun either

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
<--evil grin

niamh. says:
yes we will. but it will have no shots

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
lol

niamh. says:
and it will be full of sand

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
so they can club themselves 2 death

niamh. says:
yes

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
now we just need to find the blighters

niamh. says:
yes. yes we do

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
aye

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
now, who could it be.....

niamh. says:
jemima

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
huh?

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
'oos this jemima yer talk of?

niamh. says:
we shall never npo

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
hmm...yer think she mighta stolen our rum?

niamh. says:
i belive so

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
where can we find 'er then??

niamh. says:
she will come upon us one day and then we will find the opertune moment

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
aye......'spose so...i'm not to good at waiting for those

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
opertune moments i mean

niamh. says:
yes. well. he be some practice

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
meanwhile. where shall we find ourselves more rum?

niamh. says:
yes lets

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
i know a godforsaken spit of lands that may contain some...but it'll take us a while to get there....

niamh. says:
ok.

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
well then, to the ship!

niamh. says:
to indeed. take the helm

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
helm?

niamh. says:
yes

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
whadaya mean, helm?

niamh. says:
the wheel. take the wheel.

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
oh right, sorry

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
musht be the rum

niamh. says:
must be

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me! says:
well then let's set off!
(if we get there quick enough, we might be able to pick up Jack and the rum before elizabeth notices...)

niamh. says:
yes yes.



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to be continued...