h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ozymandias

I met a traveler from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Percy Bysshe Shelley
(Hoo - anyone know any good poems?)


"Of see man deers"

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Hose head: "To fastened drunk lead slugs ass tone
Sat handing add a cert - In ear demon descend
Har fasten cash at advice edge lye sousaphone
An drink culled listens nearer coal dick come and
Teal lattice cull tore welt hose past shuns red
Wit sheds are five, sat amped undies lye flossings
Deanne fat Morecambe, under hart Dyfed.
Anoint deep head a stall fees were does a peer:
"Mine aimers Of see man deerskin off kins
Lieu con maw irks yam eye tea, hand this pair!"
Nutting bees eyed ream hay ness. Runner dick hay
Udder cull Lars Ulrich, bow under listen bear,
Forlorn end lee fulls hands trekked firer hay.

Porky Bosche Hell-he.
(Member - gnu whirred shall henge)