h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I just got my results back from the Mensa Home Test and I got an IQ of 155......I'm now very concerned.....either it realy is that....or Mensa is trying to recruit young people. I got the same as Sarah too :-S that really is weird.....are we that similar? and she was going on about us being different! Maybe its that we're too similar!
Anyway going back to Mensa......what do we think?

Your doing 10 gcse's and you did one last year too and did amazingly... methinks you really are very clever. I haev no idea of my IQ - not sure I want to find out.... I shall have to nickname you mavin now... brain the size of a planet (playful tease intended) x

Actually just imagine that! But then I have a normal sized head so that's okay
You could do the Mensa thing for the heck of it. It cost me.....£10? Something like that anyway.
I was a bit worried because you have...45mins to do it in and I finished in 20mins. Oh well....
So what do I do with it? Do i go and do the real test in a centre? or do i just sit back smugly?

Ahhh but marvin had a normal sized head too.... lol.... So are you the braineist person with 6 parsects of here? Id be scared to do a mensa thingie - incase it says im really dense.... You're tooooooo brainy if it took you 20 misn. but then again, my bio paper yesterday - finished an hour early and it was only an hour and a half (tha particular paper).... eeeks

It could be funny however! seriously! Do you want me to sit next to you whilst you do it? :-D I reckon you aren't thick...and may we remember that IQ doesn't necessarily say how good you are school or whatever. I finish all my papers ages before the end...except writing ones like drama, english etc I think that's cos i don't know the answers though. If you don't want to actually do the real test...do the BBC one. http://www.bbc.co.uk/testthenation"

Erm... really id be scared. I'll do the bbc one next week after the exams k??

Im not supposed to be thick, infact im sposed to be clever being at this school. But i havent much faith in myself.....

I usually have 10 mins at the end of exams.... it works out about right. If you dont know the answers.... whats your worst subject??

maths and chemistry. My best are things like english and geography.
One day i will pin you down and you SHALL do the mensa test It's not scary....just a bit dumb and I felt rather embarrassed doing it.

The BBC one is okay....and the funny thing is that you can go and find out the answers when you've finished...then do it again and get them all right and feel clever

I've done....one page of notes in an hour cos Ive been on here talking to you!

maths and chemistry. My best are things like english and geography.
One day i will pin you down and you SHALL do the mensa test It's not scary....just a bit dumb and I felt rather embarrassed doing it.

The BBC one is okay....and the funny thing is that you can go and find out the answers when you've finished...then do it again and get them all right and feel clever

I've done....one page of notes in an hour cos Ive been on here talking to you!

Sorry - *feels bad*.... should I go? Im trying to learn my maths at the mo and failing badly... *cries*... of course my mums cool about that she says i shouldnt worry and just try, so if i do bad it wont be too bad. OKOKOKOKOKOK.... when we go for that we shall do the mensa test (hides)....

so where's your towel? *bizarre change in convo to try and hide from mensa test*

Heehee (i actually did giggle!)

My towel is big and blue and stolen from school! It's currently in my sort of drawer under my bed thingie cos I've got a nasty school one right now that.....is just to clean me.

Have you noticed how the doughnut is covered by pink icing? Do we think it tastes of anything? I don't like icing...can we get one without icing? Do doughnuts like to be covered in icing? Does the icing like the doughnut?

And I laffed too.... my towel is blue with fish on it. They look like babel fish....

I think if the really didnt like pink icing it would change it. How about choccie icing?

Any icing is a bit of a Rumtumtugger. Where on earth did i get that word from? wow it looks pretty good and when you say it out loud its mind blowing!
I like custard doughnuts. They are squadgy. what about you?

Im going to go and use my naff towel now cos i need a shower. Im starting to decay
*ominous voice* I'll be back

the rumtumtugger is a cat from ts elliots book of paractical cats....

Im not big into but i like marshmellow filled ones (sumat tara did once with marshmellow body paint) laffs. Everything comes back to sex with me!

I'll be back too, buit im not the terminator.... laffs

speak soon lovie

I could be a really thin, 5'5" terminator

I don't like marshmallows I really wish I did but I can't stand them. Once there was a contest to cram as many marshmallows as poss in your mouth and I HAD to do it....so i did it but then threw up everywhere
That's where Rumtumtugger comes from!!! Oooooh i remember theres a picture on the opposite page and when i was little i was scared by it and had to skip the page quick.

Whats this convo supposed to be about? ahhhh intelligence...well being scared of a pic doesnt sounds very clever

Hmm...Parts of Chichester flooded under 2metres of water in 1994....silly thing

You dont like marshmellow! OMG what do you like then????? (not marmite)

Yeah teh picture was of this pirate boat want it? It used to scare me too. I love that book.

Parts of ilkley flood every year, but not my house coz i live on the top of a hill under a rock called the cow and calf.

heehee read that again! it makes you sound like an ant! *look under those rocks and plants! and take a glance at the fancy ants and maybe try a few!*

I like.....chilli flavour crisps, prawn cocktail crisps, fruitgums, cherries, erm not sure what sort of food you want to know about?

I am NOT an ant! *cries* Prawn cocktail.... love it. Skips.... mmmm....

Hehee my mum and I have this thing where one of us puts our fingers to our head and goes "do you feel like an ant?" the other one puts their finger coming from their nose and says "I feel like an anteater!" the "ant" person squeals and runs away

Skips fizz and melt on your tongue *hence the advert you dimmy!*

I like....a marmite sandwich followed by a nutella sandwich, followed by a peanut butter sandwich! Yum!

Also i like spinach!

Your mum sounds sweet!.... I am a panther though!!!!

You like skips too? fizzzzz (i'm a bit hyper sorry)

I'm alergic to nuts so ive never had peanut butter or nutella... marmite is ok.... with strawberry lace.... heehee

Eeeewww!!!! strawberry! can't stand ANYTHING with strawberry in! It's all rather unfortunate isn't it?
What else are you allergic to apart from nuts?
I'm allergic to wasps but i don't have to go to hospital or anything....just have antihistemines (sp) and sit very quietly for a long time.

I have the worrying feeling I missed out two pages in my geography exam! I can't have done though but I really can't remember this question my friend was talking about!

Well done with the maths....feel quietly hyper for you too. hmmm not that my mouth looks anything like that