h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think that if you can, make ryhmnes that do not scan,
hand in hand with line breaks, plan random, make the reader
get a move on. Hard on heels of hidden meaning get the
reviewer senses screaming. Let the heart guide the head,
confuse the mind as what was read. Lead them down a garden
path, touch raw nerve and make them laugh. wile all smile
slip in some scansion. Just to increase that sensation, of
what the hell, is information.Pray do tell,... I aye
cos funny thing are happenning within by bowels, had to
run and get some towels, perhaps I'm leaking blinking
rythmn, as sceiziphrenic-coded schizm, with them words
make them ponder, have them wonder on wear the writer
wants them to lead, Pb perhap then if you have the time
leave a lifeline or sign or two, too hidden entrance to
tranches all askew, phew I'm getting tied in knots
perhaps this scop i'll bring to full stop.

Best viewed centred, breath in breath out, now imagine My voice has a lisp breast in breast out, Merry christmas to all.

Rhyming almost always makes one compromise on expression!