h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's my birthday this Saturday (10th June) and I'll be 13. I'll be a teenager *cue evil laugh*. We're going to see A Midsummer Night's Dream in the Royal Shakespeare Theatre, and then I shall eat minstrels whilst watching Doctor Who (The Satan Pit). I asked for a Mr. Flibble toy on my list so I'll be announcing it to the world if I do get a Mr Flibble puppet!! You can get Mr Flibble puppets from Forbidden Planet: http://www.forbiddenplanet.com/1215441.shtml

well happy birthday for saturday, midsummers nights dream is a great play, Bottom is allways funny. Any way I hope you get wat u want for the big day, dont worry about being a teenager, theres no diffrence really

So teenage years aren't as bad as everyone makes out?

Not really, everyone exagrates them alot. I have not finshed mine yet, still three more to go, but there is nothing really wrong with them, people do change alot in the teenage years, but its really gradual so you dont really knoitce, dont worry about it, just enjoy these years because before you know it you got to do GCSEs A levels etc etc.

I see...

*begins humming 'I can see clearly now'*

sorry that wasn't very clear at all, any way, happy birthday for today heres is your pressent


and I have done a poem
Eposina you are really great
I proud to call you my mate
You have written a really good book (I know its a series but knothing rhymes with series)
It was so good that I had a look
at it
I hope you enjoy your special day
and it makes you want to say way hay

I know thats a bit rubbish, but it was the best i could do

any way have a good time

Tom

It's fine.

I had a great day, I got my Mr Flibble toy and have been chasing Tigger (my cat) around the house yelling quotes the Mr Flibble says ('Uncle Arnie fries them alive with his hex vision'+'Game over boys'). The play was great, Bottom was hysterical and everything in Stratford (sorry about the spelling) is over priced because there are loads of Americans and Americans will don't know what there money is worth over here. Which is hardly surpising. I got a crystal ball set, and it comes with a manual so I'll be 'seeing my future later'. I got a load of smelly bath stuff from Lush, I got a load of bangles and bracelets, a set of SIGNED Doctor Who novels, the Quandery and Quintessential phrases of the radio series of the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, a purple box that is in the shape of a fan, and a K9 toy. Unfortunatly the K9 Doctor Who toy comes in a set with Rose. The play was amazing and it wasn't jus in English, they spoke in loads of other languages: malasian, bengalian etc. Then we had dinner at Frankie and Bennies that 'New York Italian Restaurant and Bar'. NEW YORK ITALIAN?! Are these Americans mad? You can't have New York Italian; it's a contradiction in terms! It's an oxymoron! Stupid Americans. While I'm on the subject: on the computer you have different languages, yeah? Well there is two types of English apparently: English (U.K) and English (U.S). What is it with Americans and oxymorons?

Its good the hear that you had a great time and you got all you wanted espically the Mr Fibble. What is wrong with Rose? The only real diffrence with English Uk and English USA is the way colour is spelt.

Sorry I missed your birthday Eppy, I'm glad to hear you had a good day.

Just think of New York Italian as crossover fan-food. [I.E., it's a homage to both, but not made officially by either]

Not all Americans are dumb but they seem to like thier oxymorons...

The reason I don't like Rose is because I'm jealous. That's me being honest, totally honest and I don't like admitting that I'm jealous.

theres no need to be jealous of rose, she is only going on the trip of a liftime seeing things that we could only dream off, with an ailen with 2 hearts. Nothing to be jealous of at all

ha!