h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well, pjs just don't look the same on a man, well mine wouldn't, there red with little hedgehogs wearing scarves on them....not sure you'd suit my lilac dressing gown either...
i think men look nice in boxers & t-shirts for bed well, my man does...hides his...imperfections (beerbelly)



lynsey

thats what i wear what does your b/f do ??

He works in a factory that makes cardboard boxes, he works on the printing machines...he comes home covered in inkhe did used to have white trainers...they're now blue, red & black
Apart from that, he moans, eats, moans, farts & likes to drink beer on a friday night...oh & he's mad on rugby league!



lynsey

so he's a typical bloke then

yep he's a right lad!!
he's 24 this february, & i keep telling him, he need to grow up, but he just ignores me...typical!

He's never out of his trackie bottoms & t-shirts & trainers & his rugby shirts...he's a mucky bleeder too, i'm thinking of inventing a man-sized bib...maybe thats how i could make my millions! Are all men like that..or am i lucky enough to have found the exeption

So....what attire do you dress your self in then...are you a jeans or a trouser bloke??



lynsey

jeans everytime for me the thing is when do men ever listen

wise choice....i hate men in fitted trousers, because most of the time they are too small & their guts hang over the waistband

And what about your top half?? T-hirts?? Jumpers?? Sweatshirts?? or shirts??

I'm thinking of booking Lee in for a hearing test...both me & Chloe can be shouting "dad" at him at least 10 times & he doesn't even flinch....its either the hearing test or a frying pan round the back of the head



lynsey

t-shirts not the frying pan !! why not try the

..yeah a loaded with fresh s....



lynsey

better still 's

...NOOOO...s are much too tasty to be splatted on his head....besides they might react badly with all the gel he put on his "do"



lynsey

oh

He spends more time on his hair than i do i just pull mine back in a ponytail, he has to put gel on his make sure it isn't stuck up at the back then he pushes the front bit up! All VERY technical...or so i'm told


lynsey

thats too much hassle that

your telling me....we'd save a fortune in hair-gel & shampoo if he just had a no.1 all over & a great deal of time too

So whats your "do" like?



lynsey

less than a number 1

your bald???

just on the top

that'll be why you so quick......aerodynamics!!!

Here hun
my dads 47 & has a head full of hair & it looks awful.....so its not all that bad

are you sure