h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i know! i opened a bag of to read this one

i do journals to try and involve others. to entise a response as it were.

gives me ideas for this as i can learn what people respond to


Q. whats green and turns red at the touch of a button?

which kind?

go on the give me the answer

i hate journels actually...not really one for puttin things down

i like the 'if' one tho

A. a frog in a blender

the 'if' one was a strange one. i went looking for the 'if' poem by Rudyard Kipling but couldn't get it anywhere probably a copywrite law involved somewhere.

i was going to use it to back my positivity case up. but couldn't so you get away with that one.

next time you have a random thought like that stick it on the 'ask the h2g2 community' thread. loads more will respond and it's more fun because of that.

i've got the teleological argument going at the mo. i really should go check that out soon

ok here goes

2 bee's on a flower

bee 1 was givin bee 2 dirty looks

so bee 2 says 'what u lookin at me like that for'

bee 1 says 'cause ur wearin my in jumper'

i think ill pass on the ask h2g2 thing ...cause once i start thats it...no stoppin

goin to the gym in a few hours

the frog in a blender was bad

if the animal world was as vain as those bees we are in trouble

i like the frog one. it always makes me chuckle

been lurkin the philosophers guild thing. so i posted, oops, not very like is it

oh i got one

'we are all but grains of sand passin thro the hour glass of time'

well no u shouldnt post when ur lurkin

i aint done much lurkin tonight

it was funny the frog one i like it

hmm, a very visual quote. nice

so why haven't you slept tonight?

you going to the gym soon, you must be tired i know i am

gonna get brekky first though, i am hungry

why havent i slept? dunno insominia kicks in sumtimes

im not that tired actually will be l8r tho when ive been to the gym

pointless goin to sleep neway i have to be up in an hour to take the lil one to school

when do u finish work?

usually about 07:30. not supposed to finish til 8 but we all come in a little earlier so as the other can bugger off

i get insomnia at times though it is probably down to my shift work. and i think too much apparently so once i start thinking cos i can't get to sleep i am screwed

do you work or are you a house wife thingy?

boy is angel gonna be peeved

we've made it to number 2 on the 5 busiest convos list on the front page and she's in bed belting out the Z's

housewife?

had to pack my job in...doc sed too stressful at this time in my life...not been workin for 4 or 5 wks now...very bored

usually it is the thinkin thing that keeps u up...i think alot aswell

in

she will be perved...lucky bint tho she's asleep

where did that bloody r come from i mean peved

now im missin the E...i give up

well it made interesting reading

my friends say all the thinking i do can't be good for me but i don't care. it is ME. it's what i do best that and play footy and write. and spell

so what do you do in your spare time. you're not always on here i know

in my spare time i get my insane family visitin me and then they take me out places...think they tryin to convert me into been normal

good evening people

oiiiiii bint less of the calling me a perv thanks

i did try correctin myself at least twice

yeah that's true but even so i still ended up getting called a perv

*points and laughs*

who ya pointing and laughing at?