h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

throw summat this way then about yaself and i'll tell ya if i wanna chat t ya or not,,lol,,


or war!!!!..lol

ooooh ya an impatient person aint ya

errr i'd rather have the if you don't mind

what you want mi 4 e...hope you aint gunna ring its neck.. no war games tday cus im not that sort of chatter mines more on the lines of talk..others avin t think what the hells he goin on about.. so then come on yet again i'll ask throw somethin myway so i'll know what t go on about..lol..

good afternoon AWOL

well it's nice to know your not the kinda of person that wants war as me not looking for that on here.

hey no of course i aint going to ring the poor 's neck as that would be cruel

well what do you want to know as check out my page and that will tell you all about me

bye for now

your a 32 liverpool bird then are you no kids not married off yet..pardon me 4 b in so blunt but why not,,?

you liverpool birds do like t chat aswell dont ya,, can tell that with your page,,lol,,went on a tad long dint it really,,?

well n e ways i'll not tell you owt about me cus i dont want 2 and also cant be bothered due 2 a mighty hangover this mornin,, your a witch you said,,,nice 2 know 1 of you females own up to being a chat soon yeah takecare ,,,,neil...

hello neil and hope the hangovers better as that's what ya get for drinking to much

well yes i do like to talk but i don't think i went on to much as i've seen pages on here with more stuff on than mine

as for why i'm not married yet well the answer is because i've not met the right person as yet and wether i do or not remains to be seen as not had much luck with your species

erm well i'm not sure what the bleep was but yes i'm a trainee so to speak as i'm learning candle magic and stuff.

anyway take care and chat soon.

well miss woman.. im into everythin your not,,wanna bit of my hair and you can curse me,,ere you aint got a tad of irish blood in you av you..?..... im a really friendly guy me ,,would you like a nice or maybe hate chattin like this its so,,mmmmmmm its so,,,not me,... so u up 4 a laff then are you flower..live alone or you still livin at home where its cheaper..lol.. ..

chat soon yeah neil..

hi'ya neil and for the offer of abit of your hair but i think i'll pass as i aint on the curseing stage as yet

actually the stuff i'm learning is'nt mean'nt to be used to harm anyone as if that was the case then there'd be a fair few frogs hopping about this planet by now

funny you should mention that about the irish as i am of irish decent plus i'm a fire sign and also a natural red head so how's that for a firey combination

as for am i up for a laugh well have you ever knowen a scouser that is'nt

take care hun and chat soon.

mmmmmmm now im really worried,, i best stop while the goings good,,,you mean t tell me your irish and a redhead,,,ohhhhh no.. and on top of all that your a liverpool lass...yep i think i best stop there,,b4 i put mi foot innit,,.. narrhh im only messin with ya

so how long you been comin on h2g2 then hun ive not been on that long myself only came on this site cus LD shut down and yoome2 was errrrrr not very good,,lol,,

ere you liverpool birds av really got a nice voice thats 4 sure..you never plannin on movin out of liverpool then hun..?.. dont know if youve been onto my page or not but im from sheffield,,,and yeah a guy,,lol,,

chat soon yeah ,,neil..

oiiii i aint that bad ya know hunni

nerr i can take a joke it's just that some people can'nt take my jokes

well i used to use this ages ago but lost my link due to stupidity as i accidentaly deleted it the last time but got the link back about 3 months ago and i've been coming on here since as yeah it was a shame when ld closed and as for yoome2 well i'll remain a lady and not say what i think of that rubbish

for saying us scouse ladies have nice voices as some of us do but then some of us have really brassy and annoying voices ...nope never thought of leaving liverpool as i'd miss it and my family to much so i'm here till i croak it

yep i've had a look at your page which i thought was well and how come your missus does'nt come on here then?

corrrr yep i was right about you you do like t chat,,,,,my missus does come on ere hun,,her usernames Beautbabe beats me why its that tho cus she's owt but beautifull

best you not say i said that tho cus the fryin pan ill come a flying across the room (again) lol,,

we only come on ere to av a laff
with others when thi int owt on tv..so thats everynight then innit,,lol,,

i spend most of my time in email hun i can say more in there than what i can in ere..because im very blunt and dont like holdin n e thin back,,you know what i mean,,lol,,

i must say this tho i dont do cyber with n e 1 of the women i talk 2 never av done never will do..

im 2 much into chattin gettin t know some1 seeing how 4 i can go without them getting 2 upset with me,,i dont play mind games with ne 1..esp women..why..? cus theirs 2 many
of you ladies gettin tuk 4 a ride and at the end of it its you lot who end up with of your faces underline faces,,lol.. cant beat a good old chat can you,,hey welcome to awols chat...lol..pull up a chair ..pour your out to him and see if he can bring a smile on your face,, ...gtg 4 now hun so you takecare yeah,,emails callin me,,,,

neil....

hello neil and i did'nt reply to you earlier but i'd gone off line.

awwww don't be so horrible about your missus as i bet she's lovely really and nope i wont grass you up even if you do deserve the frying pan for that comment about her ...well i've not seen that name of hers on here but then there's loads of peeps that use this that i've never seen

erm i don't know about you saying i like to chat as you've just beat me in the chat stakes with that post

nah not into the cyber thing as don't see the point of it myself plus i never knew where you were supposed to stick the keyboard whilst doing it ....as for the laugh thing well that's all i'm on here for plus also to maybe make some new friends to chat to aswell as i'm ill and can'nt work so this is a great place for me to pass some time away.

anyway i'll stop yacking now so take care and catch you another time hun.

bye for now

oopssss about the last post dint know ide gone on 4 so long,,,errrrr please 4give me,,,,,n e ways i dont mind chattin as you can see but sometimes theirs some things that can only be said in email and not in the likes of this place..with me its a case of trust everyone and no1..youve got to know what i mean,,, you try emailin [email protected] and then we'll see how we get on in email,, things can only get betta from ere on in 4 u hun,,honest trust me im as true as true can be,, plus like i said im in email more than i am on h2g2..ark at me going on 1 again,,i best leave it be 4 now,,be no room left 4 yaself,,lol,,,takecare yeah...


neil...

hello again neil and boy your getting as bad as me lately with the long posts

yeah i know what you mean about the trusting people as with most things like this,ld or phone chatsites you never really know who's who at the end of the day so you can only take people by the way they act and what they tell you about themselves.

for your e-mail addy but i hope you don't mind if i leave it a little while before i mail you as i like to get to know people abit first.....i know we can'nt say much on here but it was the same in ld aswell unless you were in msging

take care and bye for now neil

1 step at a time then isit flower,,well good 4 u..dont go emailin strange men..esp when thi as strange as me,, you just write the email addy down and use it when you want 2 no rush,,,

u tell me what you want t know hun and i'll tell you what i can in ere,,,but yeah your right not t jump the gun..

so then whats your likes and dislikes flower,,,?????

mines herindoors.. yeah keep that t yaself aswell ,,

anyway i cant stop cus the baths callin me...so i'll catch ya l8a yeah,,,takecare


neil....

hi'ya neil.

awww now i bet you loves ya missus really as what bloke does'nt moan about his wife

yep it is abit one stage at a time as i like to get to know peeps and abit of what their about but you don't seem strange to me as your the sort of bloke that likes a laugh and a gab an there's nowt wrong with that

right you wanna know my likes...well i love to read and some of my fav authors are stephen king,james herbert,dean koontz as i'm into the horror books in a big way,i also love my music ranging from queen,meatloaf,genesis,peter gabriel right through to r&b,some blues,hip hop,some chart and also rap,i love animals,chillin and having a good drink with my mates as whenever i do that i usually don't get home from theirs until the next day and then i suffer for a week afterwards. lmao...dislikes...well that would have to be people who are judgemental,people who put other people down for either their looks,religion,or colour,people who can'nt show others respect and people who can'nt show abit of common curtisy.

well hun i don't really know what to ask you as i aint going to ask for your life story or anything so you just tell me what you wish to.

right i've rambled on enought there so i'll stop now.

take care and chat soon.

mmmmmm how can i follow all that lot...lol,, good god woman you dont half go on when you want 2,,ere you did say you wasnt married dint ya,,,,,yeah well you throw somethin at me at a l8a date hun ,,

me if i told you my life story weve never get t bed,,errrr amean ide never get t bed,,,,yeah i like a laff just as much as the person next 2 me,, arghh....

you that talkin about horrors..lol. me hun i dont judge n e 1 or n e thin me ,,im that easy going its untrue,,what i will tell you tho is..whispers,,blar blar blar..lol.. see thats me..

n e way i watched a film othernight THE ROSE steven king..woeeeeee did i myself bigtime lol,,2 nights on trot i watched it aswell..ad a right sweat on,,it had twist and turns innit all over the place,,what a film tho..must say tho i did give it 9/10

me myself dont get much time t read spend most of my spare time with the kids,,shouting at em,,lol,, kids e,,

well but its come to that time of the night again where i av t hit the so its a goodnight from mmmmmmm me suppose..lol... takecare yeah...



neil....