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short, fat & 60 with a limp...
SeamusAndrewMurphy Started conversation Sep 1, 2003
How much did the limp cost you? I have several on Ebay, but have had no takers.
I highly respect people who admit to shortness and fatness, neither of which I'm admitting to. This makes you a man of conviction. I, due to a habit of petty thievery, am a man of convictions. See our common ground?
A man of 60 has earned the right to girth, but for the whole package, you should get a parrot for your shoulder. Try Ebay for this p'raps.
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