h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Assumptions assumptions, what can I assume about you? Not a boy nor a lizard? Attracted to the cieling as well as the floor.

Very fishy if you ask this fish.

Hello there! I se you're new this week, as am I, and also that you are a self confessed fish. I assume that you are also a human, as fins can be a swine to type with.

Tell me, do you take a lot of showers and baths? Do you swim a lot? Is swimming one of the most fun things a body can do? Do you have a morbid fear of hooks?

Seaweed. Yes or No?

I feel a strange affinity.

Hooks: when will people ever learn. I assume you have had some experience with the hazards of water living? How is lizardom treating you?

Do you really eat flies?

Here deep in opticalillusions jungle space lie several species of fly.

Please come and rid me of them help, help me, help lol

of course there aren't really flies in my space as you've guessed my space is clean its just Gary who needs to be checked out now and again for insects lol

You fooled me!!!

As you can guess, a fattylizard is always on the lookout for more flies. Maybe you could find some in a corner for me. A hungry fattylizard is a miserable sight. And hi, whoever you may be. I hope you like my bits.

Yours, Fattylizard

FattyLizard what do you mean by your bits??? at present I have found no flies but I will be on the look out.

Don't mind my girl, she just meant the bits on her page. Though she's not shy about any of her bits. And don't go feeding her too many flies, she has pleanty...I carry some with me at all times.

Ok I am glad you keep fattylizard well fed otherwise I would have had to call the lizard police