h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey baby, here I am. I have breaks at 4, 6.15 and 9.15, and will be phoning in all of them, so steel yourself. I hope you are still engaged in the activities you were engaged in when I left, and that you will soon have access to tea. Build a nice city for me to see when I get home. Tell me how you're doing and if the pills are still giving you side-effects. Ask John to buy me fags, and I'll give him the money when I get in. I love you

Fatty

I'm taking my tablet now. how is work and what contract are you on?

I miss you


kipper

I was on dq, but no calls are coming here due to routing failre, so now on constant vode. Love you, cal you soon.

hey honey, how are you doing? I'm bored and a bit lonely. Can't settle to anything. Side affects not as bad today. Much less vomitful and tingley headed. Still clenching my jaw though. Teeth aching again now.

So, how are you?

N

I'm lonely

oh, buttonface. soon phoning, and a ouck less busy. but on personal, so must go. love you

Taping bb for ya.



speak soon

oh my bunni. Thank you for the bb. In one minute is break barring calls. Did you ask J for fags?

back on dq, so should be horribly busy from 10 on. At least it is nearly 10. Home soon for bunni snuggles on sofa, and some bb and a nice ovened meal and someting else nice for me and thee.

Only an hour to go till you finish. *does snoopy dances and sim dances of joy*

I will picture you doing the snoopy dances and all the sim dances at which you are so good. May I also suggest the dance of capitalist superiority for your extensive repetoire? It is now 10:09, and with gaps, so I can throw up this message quickly. How are you doing now? My impending return seems to have engendered an upswing ibn your mood. And don't forget tomorrow we will be off to Llantwit and family Hughes. I'm sure we'll have a nice time, even if I will miss the kitten. Maybe we could stuff her when she dies and then I can take her away. If we go through with our plan, it will be harder to go away for long periods. Oh I miss you.
Oh, I just had a call for our council for a blocked drain, and then a call for the French foreign Legion. Odd, n'est pas? Suprisingly quiet, I wonder if the lack of dq calls coming here has caused huge queues in Sw and thus lots of people not phoning? Or still a problem, or even just not v busy?
I will get money out, time permitting. I will be off as soon as my time here is done, and will get the money out of mine. At least we are getting paid next week. I am just rambling on I know, but it is quite pleasant. I'm almost shocked that it is almost the end of the day. It is now 10:29, and I have been writing this for twenty mins. Now it 10:35, and it's much busier, so I must go. Home soon baby. you.

My teeth hurt. I'm building a temple. When I'm done with this level I will be able to make tea. I will wait for you to get in to make dinner. I'm having unetrainty and indecision. I really want tea (non game tea) but cannot motivate myself to go and make it. I ate some of J's frence stick and ham earlier but it made my jaw ache more.

Soon.
N

Oh baby. Go on, go and make tea. you'll feel better. Yes, we'll decide together on dinner. Now chill. It's 10:51, so I should be home in less than an hour. Love you, chicken.

ok i'm going to log out of here now, so I can escape and get money out in good time.

How dare you not have left me a welcome to work message in all the time that I've been gone. Tell me, have you eaten, taken your pill, had a shower? Is it still raining and will you therefore not be able to garden? How is the kitten? Do you miss me?
My breaks will be at 4, 6:15 and 9:15. I shall phone you in all of them. Perhaps I will even put money in the phone, or perhaps not. But if not, you must phone me back promptly. I have to login to the phone now, as it is 28 past. I love you, and here I will be.

Your Fatty

anD NOW, NOT CONTENT WITH THE CONSTANCY OF DQ I'M ON F*****G OPAYTALK.

Sorry honey, I didn't know if you'd want to talk to me or if you'd be too busy. I had a shower and got dressed, had a big bowl of cereals and a cup of tea and my tablet. I have been gardening but it has just starting raining here. It's not raining much so it might stop and I'll do more later.

Sorry you're on paytalk, miss you.

John's (the typist) is being nice, he bought me as in she a cheese string.

Kipper

Hey pookie.

I've done the weeding but I'm not going to start on the planting I had planned because I'm starting to get a bit anxious. Still, I filled two carrier bags with weeds so at least I got something done. We can do some together on Sunday or maybe I can see if I can do a bit more on Saturday. I'm going to go and watch something with J now. He says the second season of ER is out the day before my birthday. Kitten is asleep on our bed. I'm thinking of you, it makes me calmer and happier. I hope work is not too bad.


N