h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you do know that this is the mundane shopping list first...

kitchenpaper
lettuce
tomatoes
mild cheese
noodles
sweetnsoursauceforjohn
milk
bread
eggs
bacon

pasta n sauce for dinner?

YAY!!!

Have we got one? What one?

No, I did not know it was mundane shopping first. Um.

Then we need

Frozen meal componants
Spuds
Salt
Peppers
Concombre
Roll on
Body spray
Crisps -
Biccies - For Work
Cans -

Fatty

I think it's some sort of cheese and broccoli affair, very us-5-years-ago.

tinned swoops
frozen potato wedges (or should we get extra spuds and make our own?)
frozen sweetcorn
frozen other veg - your choice
this freezer isle is cold

Christmas food list now?

Oh what fun it is to work in a freezing cold callcenter with no heating...

Yes, that sounds very nice indeed.

Swoup is essentail, clever you. Frozen wedges or homemade, up to you, really, you do most of the cooking. I don't really see that it makes loads more work to make them, mostly just chopping and mixing. I f anything, it makes more wahing up, and that's my dept. anyway. Your call.
Sweetcorn, obviously.
Other veg, I'll check when we shop.

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I dropped five pee out of my pocket in the toilet. Upon searching for any other coins I'd dropped, I found a pound! Must have been there a while, cos it was cold, and my coins were warm. I tested it against the one I'd dropped, and it was far colder.

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Yes, Christmas food now. I suppose we'll have to confer, cos independently wealthy we ain't, and well fritter. Together we're far more sensible. Practically perfect in every way. (insert funny here).

Anyway, how you doin'?

FFFFFattty. And not a five in sight...

P I N G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oi.

Have you stopped ing me, or is it just my conversation

Fatty

bit busy love, but we shall talk muchly about christmas indulgances later. the bus is only 70 minutes away.

I never stop ing you.

I was thinking a better range of swoop might be nice, maybe something posher. also easy.

now bus is only 48 minutes away.

42

wanna homemade spinning top?

36

Now tis 43 mins, as of 10:17, obv. I am looking forward to it being hometime, as then we will chatter on the bus, watch popidol, see our kitten, have pastansauce, and then fall into bed. And then I'm looking forward to seeing my parents on the morrow, and going to T*sco and buying Christmas joy. And I love you, and now there's only 32 mins left.

Yes please, very much

try it on the bare desk it goes faster.

Do you like it?

27

Yes I do like it, but I tend to bend it when I spin. I'm more heavyhanded than you. It's very clever, though. I just squigded mine up.

24 mins.

do do do the funky buddah

have you noticed that the heating has come on. nice. night staff complain the heating comes on just for them and no earlier. cheapskates.

I also made a small foil hat.

18

I'm glad you have a small foil hat.

You are very clever and should be lauded.

15 mins.

Fatty

see the little finger person with hat!

11

I do see the little finger person with hat. IO love the little finger person with hat. Oh yay!!!!

yay.

8

Hello!!

Have you been earwigging the saga with the TL and the persistent aggro caller?

6 mins.

I can hear you.