h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Look! Thought you'd be interested, and why should I tell you everything with my mouth!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_east/3258563.stm

Should I find any othe interesting stuff (and I will), i'll put 'em in here chuck.

oodles

Fatty

Now, the face transplant thing, I will tell in brief. It's about transplantin onto facially disfigured peeps the face of a dead donor. Obviously, because alive people aren't going to give their face away. Unless it could be a face swap kind fo show. Might like that, eh?

Fatty

Also thought you might like this link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/talking_point/special/aids/default.stm

They're having a season, I think...

Fatty

Oh a punchline!

...but I'm not positive!

Boom boom

Fatty

Can we go visit aberthaw?

And I think we should be pitching face swap to some big network! That's a winner. Way better than wife swap.

I think face swap could really be a winner. Imagine who you may have to swap faces with! Ohmigod. Who would do such a thing?

Oh, and then Celebrity Face Swap!

Yay!

Fatty

Now you're just being silly.

Although, imagine if the celebrities didn't know whos face they would be getting? You could wake up post surgery and find Anthea Turner looking back at you.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Fatty

Oh, lookee.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3285577.stm

I've been following this, so I've been watching developments. First a search t'other day, then earlier, news of a warrant. And now this.

FattyC.

I am excited cos I just finished mineswe ee eee per. I finished it on big! I've never done it before I always go boom I'm so excited hunneeeeee! I did it hunneeeeee! Oh joy oh joy oh joy happy me happy happy me happy happy happy me! Oh hunneeeeeee!!

Hi honey. You probably won't read this till later. You're probably sweeping mines in that ever so skillfull way you have. Clever you to finish!

Kitten was cold so we put the heating on. She's eaten lots more of the beef I put down. She climbed up on the bookcase and hit the lamp down with her cone but it's not broken. John's been being nice to me. He went and bought me bread so I could have toast and sat and talked to me. So I'm fine. Playing sims (well obviously not right now because I'm talking to you right now). Missing you. Looking after kitten.

You'll never guess what the sim vampire woman sells you! Go on try and guess. You'll love it.

Hugs love and ever so many kisses.

K

Hey you, get over to away days on your page, I sent to you!!!!

Hiiiiiiiii!!!


I can see you!!!

I'm glad the kitten's doing well, I'm glad she didn't break the lamp. Or herself. I'm glad you're feeling nice. I can't guess. Enjoy your toast. Say hi to John.

C

Look.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/3247408.stm

C.