h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello, everyone's favourite Lady Marian is back again here.

How are you Richard? Does anyone post here anymore? Was it even worth it for me to sign in again???

It's good to see you , and if you see this, write me something. I've been so out of touch, I've nearly forgotten how to type!

Marian

Hello there Lady Marian, I'm sorry to say that I rarely visit or post on h2g2 not like in the old days huh?
Those were exciting, powerful days where a mere adventure could last as long as a corny quip could be utilised, where Cravats were compulsary, tea was a commodity, evil existed and Otters were an eyesore!

A shame that all of us- which I mean the majority have hung up their bowlers, their teapots and the twirling spinning psychedelic titles and now silver vermin scuttles around freely, Masters of Evil sit in their fortresses twiddling their thumbs and Nibbles grows fat on the crackers.
Where is the call of adventure? Where a dastardly diabolical deed of danger is to be directed? And where's the mysterious magical man of mystery?

Where is Laird Mike and his associate El Presidente Big Bonce Sir Lancelot of the Banana-split Republic and his vicious overweight otter Nibbles? What ever became of Major-General "Tough as a Brazil nut" Steven Ford and the Ten Kingdoms of Queen Pamela and King Lindsay?

Will we see a Silver coated rodent man arise from the sewers? Might the fearful, fearsome, fierce fiend Mastermind extraordinaire Master Richard attack once more at the heart of the Boards? Or has Emperor Martin beaten them to it already with his Board Destructor?


Time will tell if these heroes and villains- whichever ones they are return.

Super Bufanda walks in all stoic and wondering....

If these characters are to return......*pause* Then we have to work together *cheers from the Hilteresque audience (peh I wish; more like a trained ferret and a piece of old cheese)* There is a story posted to Mike's space... Called Wizard of Tesco... I know I mispelt it. Twice. Stupid non international stores... I know they don't sell the stuff I mention.... It's supposed to be a Wal Mart, which is like a fancier Discount/everything store..... If you have a comparison in Britain tell me, and when I make it into a guide entry I'll edit it.

But there is an adventure up there... if you'd care to contribute.

And hello Richard. It's nice to see you back.

Tempus!

It really is good to see you again. I't been pretty quiet lately, at least for me.

Hmm, things are pretty, erm, quiet here too? Well, I wonder if that can be remedied! I, for one, would be perfectly willing to come on and post all every day, but I don't really have that kind of time... To witness, I wasn't able to reply to you for a few days.

But, I shall certainly do my best, and I trust that soon, we'll see shiny rodents being defeated all over the place again, and corny jokes in abundance!

Talk to you again soon, Richard.

Marian

Oh yes, I'll certainly be writing on that. Thanks for letting me know it's there, Super; it's been so long, I've almost forgotten how to find my way around this place. (I'm sure there's an appropriet smiley for that, but I'm equally sure that I haven't a clue what it is.)

I think I'll go write you a proper reply on the other conversation/thread/topic now.

Marian