h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well you...

Come on!

But I di...

Do it or I'll do it!

Fine, but Tempus shan't escape the RQG!

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Douglas Adams

Not at all, time is an illusion and its rules are flexible. I merely travelled far in the past to effects its outcome and doubled back from the future to mid-way to bind them all.

Thus I created a circular neverending paradox- unfortunately the the universe of continuity could not withstand a knot at one end and so the pressure created collapsed the paradox and in that confusion I sort of made my escape.

However time is relative and can be viewedfrom many different angles I might have theoreticall created an even greator paradoxical myth where did the paradox exist to counter itself and thus we have another on our doorstep- but if we didn't have one then why did the universe act?
Again another paradox- I am good at my job!

Try and get out of that one! Gruahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

As a sanctioned member of the RQG; I'm going to have to respond with the fact that quotes are timeless, thusly negating your infantile attempts at temporal engingeering!

And for for your attempts you'll get this as a punishment!

Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry McMurtry

Well actually I thought that I'd confused you with nonsensical rubbish until finally your mind would go cuckoo and I could make my mistake but no.... Instead I shall make mistake with two quotes:

"If I was to tell you that the first thing was true but the last thing was a lie; would you believe me?"- the Doctor, Green Death.

And:

"Why"- Number Six, The Prisoner.

Well actually I thought that I'd confused you with nonsensical rubbish until finally your mind would go cuckoo and I could make my escape but no.... Instead I shall make my escape with two quotes:

"If I was to tell you that the first thing was true but the last thing was a lie; would you believe me?"- the Doctor, Green Death.

And:

"Why"- Number Six, The Prisoner.

But instead you've confused yourself into double posting so

"Checkmate" (some unidentified chess player that's jsut won.

and I'll raise you a....

If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
Bill Lyon

Actually I didn't double post- I was correcting the word mistake in the previous post- so there you have it. And since this revelation is revealed then your speech of triumph is forfeit-

"I have defeated you and I don't care what you do to me"

Patrick Troughton, Evil of the Daleks.

Oh drat you fool the Temporum capacitors won't such trivialities! Hurry we must patch it hmmm. Time lords come and go but pheasants are forever?

Wait that didn't make sense!

It's the capacitors! Quickly a quote!

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success.
Anna Pavlova