h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Are you going to continue TARDIS or will it be shelved until the next crisis calls for its recommissioning!


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Yes I'm continuing with it, it's just no one is visiting it. It's like opening a supermarket to a mall that's closed down for building work and the next day it's open.

The shop is open but everyone is ignoring it.

Hmmm, that is a shame! I have the feeling that unfortunately not everyone got the notice or ignored it. MAybe if you remind them they will come.

Strange ethereal voice: If you mudsling they will come.

Other ethereal voice: (slightly aggravated) Oi, your supposed be in your cell! Who let you out!!!?

Strange ethereal voice: No, no, you can't do this to me I'm the Emperor of Siam!

Other ethereal voice: Nutter, but back to your problem. Oh dear, well, what do with you? Call me in the morning I'll have an answer for you by then.

Other Ethereal voice starts packing bags, and runs away most visibly.

Sorry I've no idea. All I can say is you might try reminded people of your goodness! Get some big names to stop by for drinks and then promise that the common people that they may get to talk to them.

But where shall I advertise? Where shall I put the notice up and what level shall I fall to, to attract others?

Come on oh powerful intelligences from beyond, tell me as to where I should go with this?

'Ri-chard, we must... prep-are for the great... PLAN!' hissed the Intelligence.

A third Ethereal voice steps out from, well, it's an ethereal voice it just sort appears, I guess. You know some really explain this to me! How am I suppoesed to explain....

Loudspeaker: Look 'ere you're on might work for the Lord Mike Saga, but I expect some semblence of decency here, so if you would, please!

Well, I never!

Third Ethereal voice: Quite snippy that one. Ok, let's see. Sam gave me your, umm, portfoli...oh my. Hmmm, it rather depends on your level of backstabbingness. You could post a message at BBCi, but that is high backstabbingish, or you could repost or blanket post here at h2g2 and attempt word of mouth, trying to pull off a where are when you're not here post thingies. You could try at other WHo boards a la Skaro or, if you've got thick skin, Outpost Gallifrey! If you attempt light subversion of other boards they'll either come or get annoyed and drop you like a bag of potatoes.

Narrator: Umm, excuse me, Tempus, err, Richard, or whoeer you are right now, have you spoken with Mike as of late? I worry about him sometimes. HE disappears sometimes for days, it's uneasing.

I saw Mike's words some two or so days gone by this time, he was brief in his activity and since then- no such movement, quiver, rustle, shake, wobble of any kind.

He might be on holiday or he might be embroiled in a 'live' adventure elsewhere in the world or he might be ill- summer bugs and all that.

As for advertising I shall attempt to attract the wandering eyes of those on Skaro, it might not work so cross your fingers- ethereal or not cross your essence!

THe last time I happened to see him, seemed a bit miffed (angered). He tried to cover it up with his humorousness but it still came across.