h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Earth 2001, London.

Earth is under attack by a hostile alien force, the population is being threatened, many have fallen on either side and the invaders has only just started their assualt...

Good grief! If luck hadn't just come our way- our hero the Doctor is on hand to end the madness, destroy the invaders and save the day!

So ends the tale or does it?

Who are strange men removing the alien artefacts from the scene of the crime?

What is the connection between a two thousand year old cult and the Doctor?

But more alarmingly as the Doctor soon realises that not all tales end on happy notes and that all the monsters are not always the evil variety.

For down in warehouse, in a vault beneath the Thames lies an unknown box. The monsters want to know what lies within it but only the Doctor can open it... Will he condemn a world to darkness in order to save it or does he have a trick up his sleeve?

Sound very good Richard! I just read the trailer. Now excuse me while I beat my computer to death with a baseball bat for randomly switching itself off.

Martin.
By the way have you seen that new story thats appeared? we are watching cricket?

Cricket? We like cricket? I thought it was the tennis season?

Yes I do believe I have, Super Bufanda has made his way onto h2g2 it seems? Though these days I thought I had retired temporarily from Masterminding control of the Boards and I was a Count as well?

Very odd.