h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well lots of things dont change do they eh? still gasbag for england, never mind wednesday! was nice, if not weird to talk after all this time, mmmmmmmm, what a to do....ere mister, if I try this voddie recipe will I gew all funny like????

Love me xxxxx

y am i a nutta??...bet ya a fiver u wont guess my age??? wanna ???...

What do I get if I guess your age? and why am I even replying to you? How u know Gary???? pmsl.....if u know im, then u got to be realllly old, cos hes as old as the ark...I hear the mighty wednesday arnt so mighty anymore, and us poor old Mansfield folk might have to entertain u next season if u dont plug that hole.....!

love me xx

careful wot u say in ere as i got pals in high places,,like scotland,,japan,,in oz too!!

av u mastered this yet???

at 0030 ill b toodlin around in ere cos all the ladies will b tryn to cloth me in spandex...will they succede tho????---watch this space!!!

have i mastered it yet? no not really

Friends in high places? nah mine are in low ones. like the ones toby keith sang about...

"I got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away....but Im here to stay!"

spandex???? bloomin ecky thump, we are draggin ourselves back to the eighties ay we???

Well done by the way, 3-0 where as the stupid stags couldnt even score a bloomin goal!

erm,, do ya??

yes the MIGHTY WEDNESDAY won!!!

shhhhhhhh they might here u

who?

I dont know but they might! so dont SHOUT, will yer?

yer gettin handy wiv them smileys yeah,,but is there a around?

not heard a peep from you so I have missed u And your age.....roflmao....If I dont know ur age, then im dafter than i look! ur 37, or were on the 19th of October...some things stick in my memory a lot more than others
From you very own dissi

peep

all things quiet on the western front? where did everybody go? is there life out there in sheffield???????

not at 0040,,,just got in n zonked

its 6.30 am, and I assume you will be safe in the land of nod by now! Have been awake since about 3 am, but it took 3 and a half hours to move the flab down the stairs! Hows life in Sunny Sheffield? Weve had snow this week, and I had to fight with clive not to put the xmas tree up until the 1st, (I lost, by the way!), so now we have a six foot canadian pine sat in the corner in the front room, looking all sparkly and nice, and the cats have a new play toy! Oh well enough of boring mundane Oldbury,

cya soon mucka xx

JOJO xx

we aint puttin tree up,,,cos will be sizzlin on the beach over xmas...errrm 2 weeks to go !!

ok ok can u smuggle a 5ft dwarf in your suitcase? do u think er indoors would mind? yeah I think she might too...hehe...Fancy not puttin a tree up, me muvva would be ashamed of yer...Clive is now well into the christmas spirit (whiskey that is!) and not only do we have a that is taller than me, but the front room is full of noise makin xmas toys...they dont half do ur box in...im glad to talk to someone that understands us norferners, these midlanders are all talk and no brains...i live with a yamyam, and can only just about understand him, he doesnt know wot "hom" is, never went to "scoil" and looks at me gone out when i talk about the "oil" in the road....(mind i did ask if some petrol tanker had spilled its load the first time i heard that one too!)

Oh well, if my timins right, u should have a week to go afore ya sunbathin commences, have a good time me ole mukka an ill gasbag when yer get back!

love mexx