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Yeah, i know, it is a bit worrying.

I need to do something with these kids in a min as well, as they are starting to climb the walls!

well if weve not heard by 12.. why not head over to me anyway n we can go from there..(in deciding what to do i mean)?

Next weekend, think im going to be collared into working Sun night, so i SHOULD be free all day and night sat, and all day sun. So sat might be better, but i know that Genie was saying that she had a party to go to on sat night.

Yes..but she will be free during the day .. so we could do something in the day.. n then just me n you hit the pub in the eve if you want?

Hang on a sec ..we could always see who else is up for a night out that night.. were both actually free!

Um, forgetting one thing though. Children!

oh bugger yeah

Yeah.

morning.. youre up early.. cant sleep in the heat?

No, ive had to get up this early my sisters hennight tonight, and she wants to do something during the day as well. Didnt get in from work until 1.30 this morning!

ohh hen night eh? what you gonna do to her?

Well, im going round there for 10, got to pick up a bottle of and some 's for breakfast. Then she wants to go to the gym, then for lunch. Then go home, back to hers for 5, when everyone is meeting up, and few bottles of then heading into Windsor, dump everyone at a pub, then my friend and I are going to go and decorate the table, put up wanted signs (i have pictures made up of her at the age of 3) then get everyone to the chinease restaurant, got party bags made up, each one contains a dare-card, condom, party popper, lolly-pop, and i have some chocolate willies for prizes, going to play a couple of games, then onto chicago's, i have arranged a stripper, (officer and a gentlemen) its a company i use all the time, so they said they will send a real hunk for her then cheesy dancing! Then home. Oh, my boss is going to make her a special cocktail up and we are getting her dressed up, fishnet tights, fishnet top and a short, short skirt, veil (covered in condoms) and L-plates. What do you think?

sounds like you'll have a great time.

You reckon it sounds ok! Whats the crying for?

means im crying withlaughter.

yes it sounds ok stop worrying

Yeah. I just know that there is this one girl in particular who is going that i will prob end up knocking out got to be on best behaviour though

Im sure you could sort her out somehow

Yeah, theres more than one way to skin a cat, so i dont have to knock her out, just do it more subtly ive got to go now, so enjoy your day

See you later