h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

1)she leaves her hairgrips EVERYWHERE

2)she puts her arm in the air..a lot!

3) she loves toyboys..especially if theyll fix her car!

4) looks ic..but isnt!

5) a right ..

you ing bitch, dont beleive you!!!!! and i am an

i know you are

nothing to add then! ..lol

and you know im only playing!

You forgot,

6) sexy and gorgeous
7) witty
8) kind and caring

God, what else can i think of

9) a bitch, and really proud to be one

12) shes also a little deusional (only kiddding)

had a thought earlier.why dont you apply for the title of Muse/goddess of divas if there isnt one already?

I thought you be posting in my things you didnt know thread by now

Why do you think i could win the title!!! Going to your link soon, just thinking of the RIGHT dirt to throw!!!! and im not disilluisoned!!!

13) she can't spell!!!!

14) she just luuuurrrrrrrves cornflakes

I hate, i hate, i hate (mini-tantrum) CORNFLAKES, with an absolute passion!!! Had a lovvvvvely dinner tonight though!!! Just got to make sure i stay this way for the time being, then pick the diet up again, at the beginning of August, for me sisters wedding!!!

...and for going on the pull at alton towers of course..lol

I told you woman, i never go on the pull

nah you just strap a magnet to your arse or something..

Yeah, well, i cant help it, like flies to, mmmmmmm, lets not go there eh!!!!

15. Shes confused

16. She is lost BIG TIME!

17 and a tartbag

Thanks mate

18. she takes me too seriously!

19. She doesnt take anyone seriously, so you may as well scrap 18

piss off

Now that wasnt nice, was it!