h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hey, i lurked you from the hmmmmmm thread and i stopped reading your page when i got to the bit about you hating man utd.

just wanted to ask, what did Chelsea win this season?

hhhhmmmmmmm, Man U, yuck, you lot are so bloddy jammy, its untrue. Always in the last bloody mins you lot score, does me head in aaarrrggghhhh. And anyway, we made it into Europe, so see you there.

it's cos we got the stamina to last the whole 90 mins (i know, and the extra until we score a winner). just don't do an Arsenal and flop eh?

Nah, its just that you are jammy! To be honest, i was glad that you won the premisership, it was the lesser of two evils (how do i duck now) I really, really hate Arsenal, and Man U i just hate. And nah, we wont be doing an Arsenal, as they are soooooo boring to watch Got to go to work now, so see you around some other time.

ok then

i finish in about an hour you do night shifts then?

I do 3 day shifts 11 - 3, and two evening shifts 7 - close, than my son goes to his fathers every other weekend, so when he is at his dads i work 12 - 7 Sat and Sun, so no rest for the wicked eh! What do you do?

i do security. used to do bar work. it was fun

sounds like a snooker club when you put 7-close. thats where i worked and i used to do 10-close

now i do 2 days, 12 hours a day and then 2 nights, 12 hours a night. very tiring

Shift work, fun eh So did you watch the footie last night, god, was getting so bored with it, thought it would go to sudden death! Really wanted Juventis to win, but hey, thats life, I do beleive that when Man U played Juventis, I was working, and popped a Juventis shirt on, and the pub i was working in was a Man U pub, appealed to my sense of humour anyway

thats what gets me about the champions league. we beat Juve TWICE in the league stage. scored 5 past them in all but they get to the final and we lose 1 game and go out. it sucks!

so i take it you're italian then seeing as you turn your back on the british clubs

No, im English, like i said, dont like Man U or Arsenal, so i supported Newcastle until they got knocked out, which was very sad, and also im a Londoner my mum lives over in Italy though, and is getting my son a Juventis shirt, so thought they would be a good under-dog to support! Also i go to Italy in 15 days! and cant wait Get some sun, about time

you're just JEALOUS

Oh is that right now!!!!!

Well work calls again, have a good day

c'ya then....scum.

Scum well i never, we are not that bad, Arsenal is worse! Now you have got to agree there!!!!

yeah i spose perhaps eyetie is a better name for you

how has your day been? interesting i hope

eyetie, god, anymore insults to be thrown at me

My day has been sooooooo boring, in fact i asked my manager if i could be paid double, as mentally i was there for at least 8 hours, if not more, but physically only 4, she didnt agree, told me to take it up with me boss though, and he might sort it out! so yeah, my day was GREAT, got a good evening planned, couple of mates coming round, girlie video, munchies, and a general put down of men! So should be good How was yours?

just ignore creAchy hunni as he calls everyone he like's scum

Scum, eyetie, list is getting longer Angel, lol But its just because his a man u fan!

oh no she's found me. quick hide

only joking babes

i only call people who display a dislike for man utd, scum. that tends to be everyone i know well, they can't help their jelousy i spose

so, how are you two wenches today

it's hot. damn hot don't like the heat, it makes me go