h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you in need of help with the codin ,,if you are i charge an hourly rate of £5 so please feel free t give me a shout,,

You only charge £5 per hour, god your cheap Ill have to see you on that one

How are you?

how om i mmmmmmm well errrr yeah im oright thanks,,yaself,,?..ere im only cheap 4 the 1st hour that (ly) was just t see if you was a tight sod or not,,..want n e help or not then in your court ,,..

tut tut ,,,balls..lol.. .. dint mean football football..lol...mmmmmmm might av t get misen a few down mi neck and get ,,.. me about the wee ,,..

Ah, now if i need help, ill give ya a yell, (as i no you are only cheap)

don't mention that word at the mo, but then i guess, man u winning was better than arsenal winning the premiership, or did'nt you watch it. See, you shouldnt have put footie in your message Only get a whinge now

football,,,, yeah well come on then get it off ya chest,,,who isit ya like then,,,im a wednesdayite but cant help it,,...its in blood..you know how itis,,mind your a bird tho so would you know what thi ad t do with a ball..lol.... no no DONT THROW the wastin good money like that,, ..

Just had a look at your page, very good

dont throw the around like that, god what a waste, and yes, im female, and trust me, i know a bit about at least i knew how to do the smiley for it, haha Chealsea, im following loosely, as my son supports it, been following footie for a few years, and just getting round to picking a team, but looks like Chealsea, and yes, i know all about the off-side rule the lot, so there you go, hmm.

Oh, and im presuming, Sheffield Wednesday?

yeah well im just avin time off from it at the mo but as ya can see im game 4 a laugh i'll write n e old rubbish down,,..but i dont mind helpin n e 1 out,,so come on then ,,do ya want a hand or not,,lol....

At this mo in time, nope dont want a hand, had too many to do anything to my page tonight. And well, hand from you after the footie and girl remarks, mmmmmmmmmm, nope, self sufficient me!!!

Nah, but seriously, if i need a hand ill give you a yell, cheers

no more talk then hun if your miss know it all ...and no more typin faster than me cus thats way t low,,lol,,, ere another bird from chelsea then are you..?..and yeah sheffield wednesday just gone down again ant we,

woeeeeeee a tad are we u been on the all afternoon then. ...

Hey, good typist me and nah, dont know everything about footie, im a bar maid, its down to a pub i used to work in, the footie team came in one day, and i asked if they won, and they said yes, with 10 players, and see i didnt know how many players on a team, so they decided i was going to learn about footie, so spent months teaching me all the rules, so yeah, now i know quite a bit, including the offside rule, which my ex insisted on teaching me with some matches while i was going to sleep! So didnt have a choice to learn about it didnt want to, but got forced into it, now i enjoy it

Im not from Chealsea, i live just outside Heathrow, whereabouts are you?

What division you lot in now than, down to division 2?? Is there a smiley that ducks at all? Think im gonna need it

I'm a little tipsy! But been on the bud all afternoon very nice too

hahahahaha lmfbopmp yeah well youve no need t duck im not a sod....im from sheffield...the 4th biggest city in england,,but im not gettin into that sort of chat,,..ere take it youve just the 1 kid then,,ive 3 myself 2 girls n a boy,,,hes 9 others are a tad older..as 4 the rest of your msg ,,im not gunna do a quick fire round with you cus you young birds dont 4get n e thin,,.. would you like another drink .... ,, lol,,

Opps, arn't you talking to me now, after the crack about Sheffield Wednesday SORRY

BUD... girly drink,,lmfbopmp,, u wanna try somethin a tad stronger me myself hun drink the old every now and then,,shhhhhhh dont tell herindoors,,lmfbopmp,,naarrrhhh STONES drinker me hun..got t be done ant it,,..cant fault cha me but itis only sunday afternoon y'know ,,shunt you av been doin the dinner,,lmfbo,,...

I know, us youngsters remember everying i wish London, thats the biggest so nah, nah

Yes, just the one son, so how old are your girls then? My son is 7, lovely age, and attitude they have at that age, but i can't complain really, his a good kid like i said (i think in my page) my pride and joy

Oh, and i think ill stick to the at the mo, too much

Doing the dinner, nah! Sunday afternoon, pub calls

What on earth is STONES? Never heard of it. Bud is good for a sunday afternoon, Vodka, for the nights out though